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  • Black Christmas (1974)

    Black Christmas (1974)

    [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_row column_structure=”2_3,1_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_column type=”2_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.27.4″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”]In the 1970s, a popular urban legend called “The Babysitter and the Man Upstairs” gained widespread attention. Inspired by this and a series of murders in Montreal in 1943, Roy Moore penned a screenplay called Stop Me. The script caught the attention of Vision IV, who attached director Bob Clark to helm the project. While Clark liked the script, he wanted to make some alterations, namely toning down the violence and adding humor. They cast Olivia Hussey from Romeo and Juliet, Keir Dullea from 2001: A Space Odyssey, and Margot Kidder from Sisters. Aside from John Saxon, the other actors were relatively unknown Canadian actors who only had a few small parts. Filming ran from March to May 1974 in Toronto and Ontario with a budget of $686,000. While released stateside as Silent Night, Evil Night in 1975, the film hit Canadian screens in 1974 as Black Christmas.

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    Synopsis

    During a Christmas party at the Pi Kappa Sigma sorority house, a stranger sneaks in and hides in the attic. At the party, the girls get an obscene phone call from someone they call “The Moaner.” Upset by the call, Clare (Lynn Griffin) goes upstairs to pack, only to fall victim to the stranger. Clare’s father (James Edmond) asks the sorority sisters for help when she fails to meet him the next day. Jess (Olivia Hussey), Barb (Margot Kidder), and Phyl (Andrea Martin) try filing a police report but aren’t taken seriously. After some convincing, Lieutenant Fuller (John Saxon) starts investigating her disappearance, unaware that her body is in the attic. Fuller decides to tap the phone so he can find the source of the obscene calls and, potentially, the killer. As the body count rises, Jess discovers something horrific: the calls are coming from inside the house!

     

    Review

    While Halloween may have popularized the slasher film, Black Christmas arguably laid the groundwork that future slashers followed. There’s the isolated yet relatable location, the shots from the killer’s perspective, and the mysterious phone calls. Though the film might seem cliche to modern audiences, it’s important to remember this movie established the cliches. While later slashers prioritized high body counts and overly gory deaths, this one aimed for psychological scares and foreboding dread. The film also benefits from humorous moments that add levity without destroying the overall tone. From a foul-mouthed Santa to the housemother finding her hidden booze, these scenes help balance the scares. The film is also progressive in portraying college students as real young people instead of an adult’s idea of them. Instead of stereotypically bubbly bimbos, the sorority sisters feel like real people with real issues that audiences can relate to.

    Olivia Hussey does an excellent job as Jess Bradford, playing her as the voice of reason while also showing vulnerability. Margot Kidder steals the show as the alcoholic floozy Barbara, whose drunken antics and vulgar tone make her endearing. Though mainly known for comedy, Andrea Martin shows she can deliver a tremendous dramatic performance as Phyllis. As always, John Saxon is excellent as the police lieutenant, while Douglas McGrath is fun as the gullible Sergeant Nash. Despite being an obvious red herring, Keir Dullea is also quite good as Jess’ emotionally unstable boyfriend, Peter. Though unintentional, the film is weirdly progressive in its portrayal of women having agency and casual misogyny. For instance, there’s a subplot about Jess wanting an abortion despite Peter having reservations and suggesting they get married. Even by today’s standards, how the film tackles these issues is nothing short of groundbreaking.

    While many elements were repeated in future slashers, a unique component—the killer’s being a mystery — hasn’t been replicated. Slashers like Halloween, Friday the 13th, and A Nightmare on Elm Street made icons of their killers with detailed backstories. Aside from some vague clues, we never conclusively learn who the killer is or their motivation. Some may complain about the lack of closure, but this element of mystery makes the film much more terrifying. Adding to this feeling of terror is the cinematography by Reginald Morris and the haunting score by Carl Zittrer. The movie is a slow burn, but at slightly over 90 minutes, it doesn’t overstay its welcome. Even 50 years after its release, this film has an eerie presence that permeates throughout and leaves you feeling unnerved. Overall, Black Christmas is a true horror cult classic that holds up decades later.

     

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  • Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)

    Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)

    [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_row column_structure=”2_3,1_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_column type=”2_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.27.4″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”]While it received better-than-average reviews, Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives was a financial disappointment compared to earlier entries. With a $3 million budget, the film grossed $19.5 million, making it profitable enough to continue the series. Initially, Paramount contacted New Line Cinema about pitting Jason against A Nightmare on Elm Street‘s Freddy, but that fell apart. Instead, writer Daryl Haney suggested having the final girl have psychic powers, pitting Jason against Carrie. For the director, the studio hired John Carl Buechler, famous for his effects work on Re-Animator, From Beyond, and Troll. Buechler suggested Kane Hodder, who he worked with on 1987’s Prison, to play Jason despite the studio’s hesitation. With a $2.8 million budget, filming occurred in Alabama between October and November 1987, with pick-up shots in February 1988. After numerous MPAA-dictated edits, Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood opened in May 1988.

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    Synopsis

    After accidentally drowning her father as a child, young psychic Tina (Lar Park-Lincoln) returns to her childhood home. Her mother, Amanda (Susan Blu), and her psychiatrist, Dr. Crews (Terry Kiser), accompany her as part of the treatment. That night, Tina goes to the lake, hoping to bring her father back, but accidentally revives Jason Voorhees (Kane Hodder). Meanwhile, a group of teens are preparing a surprise birthday party, not knowing that their friend meets Jason. Soon, Jason shows up and starts picking off the teens one by one while Tina struggles with her psychic powers. While trying to survive, Tina discovers Dr. Crews intends to exploit her abilities and never meant to help her. After finding her mother dead, Tina decides to use her powers to confront Jason once and for all. Will Tina succeed in sending Jason back to the lake or end up on the chopping block?

     

    Review

    Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood is an entry I enjoy and dislike for various reasons. Admittedly, my reasons for disliking this installment are more what happened to the movie versus the movie itself. By that, I mean the numerous edits made to appease the MPAA and secure an R-rating, which neutered the film. While the filmmakers clashed with the ratings board in the past, this film suffered the most cuts. So many death scenes are cut down to where they lack the impact they should have. For instance, Terry Kiser’s death is over and done within a few seconds, with Jason’s blade barely touching him. Sadly, much of the cut footage no longer exists, so an uncut version will never be released. Unfortunately, a significant issue with the film isn’t the fault of the filmmakers but an oppressive ratings board.

    As for the positive aspects, the principal cast all do a fantastic job playing some of the series’ best characters. Lar Park-Lincoln is great as Tina, showing plenty of vulnerability and eventually stepping up to confront Jason. This film marked Kane Hodder’s first time donning the hockey mask, and he breathed new life into the character. On top of the incredibly rotted look, Hodder gives off an imposing presence not seen in previous Jason actors. Susan Blu is great as Tina’s supporting mother, and Terry Kiser is delightfully hateful as Tina’s manipulative psychiatrist. Kevin Spirtas is decent as Tina’s love interest Nick, while Susan Jennifer Sullivan is fun as the needlessly bitchy Melissa. Unfortunately, the rest of the supporting players aren’t as memorable and come off more as disposable cannon fodder. Although, Elizabeth Kaitain is in the cast, and she makes anything better.

    Despite how neutered the kills are, you can tell there were some brutal deaths, and some weren’t too tampered with. One noteworthy kill involves Jason picking up a girl in a sleeping bag and whacking her against a tree. Initially, Jason whacked her several times, but in the final edit, he hits her once, which is more effective. Also, the finale, with Tina using her psychic powers to battle Jason, is another highlight in terms of spectacle. Jason gets electrocuted, a roof dropped on him, hung, stabbed, and set ablaze, none of which can bring him down. It’s the closest anyone’s come to defeating Jason, and it’s easily one of the best moments in the franchise. Though this film has flaws, you can tell there are good elements despite being edited to appease the MPAA. Overall, Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood is neither great nor terrible.

     

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    Where to watch Friday the 13th: Part VII – The New Blood (1988)

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  • Gremlins (1984)

    Gremlins (1984)

    [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_row column_structure=”2_3,1_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_column type=”2_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.27.4″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”]In the early 1980s, a young Chris Columbus lived in an apartment loft constantly infested with mice crawling around him. This experience gave him an idea, so he penned a script in 1981 about little monsters running amuck. After shopping it around, the script caught the attention of Steven Spielberg, who agreed to produce it through Amblin Entertainment. Spielberg hired Joe Dante to direct, having previously worked with him on Twilight Zone: The Movie. They hired a relatively unknown Zach Galligan for the lead role due to his chemistry with actress Phoebe Cates. To bring the creatures to life, they hired Chris Walas, who started his career working with Roger Corman alongside Dante. With a modest $11 million budget, filming took place around Los Angeles between April and August 1983. Despite numerous issues with the puppets and an exhaustive shoot, Gremlins hit US theaters in June 1984.

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    Synopsis

    Rand Peltzer (Hoyt Axton), a struggling inventor, visits a Chinatown antique shop looking for a Christmas gift for his son. Back in their hometown, Kingston Falls, his son Billy (Zach Galligan) is a bank teller looking for more in life. Upon returning home, Rand gives Zach his gift: a small, fuzzy creature called a Mogwai, which they nickname Gizmo. Rand explains three rules: keep Gizmo away from bright lights, don’t get him wet, and don’t feed him after midnight. Unfortunately, while Billy shows him to his friend Pete (Corey Feldman), Gizmo gets wet, creating multiple Mogwai. Led by the mohawked Spike, the Mogwai trick Billy into feeding them after midnight, which turns them into Gremlins. Soon, the Gremlins invade the town and wreak havoc, with Billy and his girlfriend Kate (Phoebe Cates) trying to survive. Will they save their town, or will the Gremlins continue their reign of terror?

     

    Review

    Gremlins is considered a classic that has endured over 40 years, and with good reason. The film has memorable characters, impressive effects, and a delightful mix of horror and comedy that helps it stand out. Given Joe Dante’s tendency to mix horrific imagery with a sense of humor, he was the perfect choice to direct. The mixture of wholesome, Norman Rockwell-inspired holiday cheer and B-movie monster mayhem is a perfect clash of contrasting elements. It’s as if Dante and Chris Columbus took It’s a Wonderful Life and blended it with a Roger Corman picture. Also, Dante’s direction shines through with colored lighting, harsh shadows, and dynamic angles to enhance the mood. The legendary composer Jerry Goldsmith’s iconic score adds to this mood, which has a playful yet mischievous rhythm. These elements combine to deliver an outstanding film that overcomes its meager budget.

    Zach Galligan does a great job as Billy, giving him a boyish charm that makes him instantly likable and endearing. He shares fantastic chemistry with Phoebe Cates, who delivers a surprisingly chilling monologue that’s so morbid that it’s almost funny. In addition to Hoyt Axton, the cast has some of the best character actors in the business. These include Dick Miller, Keye Luke, Scott Brady, Edward Andrews, Harry Carey Jr., Jackie Joseph, Kenneth Tobey, and William Schallert. Miller and Joseph stand out as the eccentric Futtermans, with Miller’s hard-assed attitude contrasting Joseph’s happy-go-lucky persona. Glyn Turman and Judge Reinhold have memorable moments, and Polly Holliday makes a great foil as the wicked Mrs. Deagle. No matter how minor, everyone in the cast has shining moments that help flesh out the movie’s world. There are even cameos from Chuck Jones, Steven Spielberg, and Robbie the Robot!

    Chris Walas and his team did fantastic work bringing the Gremlins to life through classic puppets and animatronics. Considering their meager budget, the puppets still look good today and easily outdo today’s cartoonish-looking CGI. A talented voice cast, including Howie Mandel, Frank Welker, Peter Cullen, and Michael Winslow, brought them to life. Admittedly, there are moments where you can see the strings and pulleys operating the puppets, but it’s very brief. Still, the team managed to pull off some ambitious shots, such as the bar and movie theater scenes. There’s even some stop-motion animation, which looks somewhat shaky but adds to the charm. At an hour and 46 minutes, the movie moves briskly and offers plenty of laughs and scares. Overall, Gremlins is an unconventional Christmas classic that starts cute and wholesome, turns dark and twisted, and wraps back around. Remember, if something seems off, there might be Gremlins nearby!

     

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    Where to watch Gremlins (1984)

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  • Saw (2004)

    Saw (2004)

    [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ fullwidth=”on” _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” custom_margin=”||||false|false” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_fullwidth_header title=”Special Review” subhead=”This review is a special request from Patreon supporter Patrick Glauber. If you’d like to support me on Patreon, click the button below.” text_orientation=”center” button_one_text=”Visit Patreon” button_one_url=”https://www.patreon.com/filmnerd” background_overlay_color=”#f96854″ _builder_version=”4.27.4″ _module_preset=”default” title_level=”h2″ background_color=”#f96854″ custom_button_one=”on” button_one_bg_color=”#052d49″ custom_margin=”||||false|false” custom_padding=”25px||25px||false|false” hover_enabled=”0″ global_colors_info=”{}” sticky_enabled=”0″][/et_pb_fullwidth_header][/et_pb_section][et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_row column_structure=”2_3,1_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_column type=”2_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.27.3″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”]After graduating from film school, Australian filmmakers James Wan and Leigh Whannell wanted to fund and produce their feature debut. Due to their limited budget of $30,000, they conceived of a setup involving two people confined to one room. Unfortunately, they had difficulty finding producers in their home country, so they flew to Los Angeles to find a studio. Wan and Whannell shot a short film to generate interest and sent it to producers with the script. Producers Gregg Hoffman, Mark Burg, and Oren Koules watched the short and were so impressed they agreed to finance it. The deal included a $1 million budget and actors Cary Elwes, Shawnee Smith, Danny Glover, Michael Emerson, and Tobin Bell. Filming occurred in LA’s Lacy Street Production Facility for 18 days in late 2003, with Lionsgate acquiring distribution in 2004. Initially meant for direct-to-video, Lionsgate released Saw to theaters in October 2004.

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    Synopsis

    Two men, Adam (Leigh Whannell) and Dr. Lawrence Gordon (Cary Elwes), wake up chained in a dilapidated bathroom. As they try to figure out what’s going on, Gordon believes this to be the work of The Jigsaw Killer. Through flashback, we learn that The Jigsaw Killer’s MO is putting victims through traps intended to make them appreciate life. Hot on the case are Detectives David Tapp (Danny Glover) and Steven Sing (Ken Leung), who initially suspected Gordon. They almost found the killer through the testimony of survivor Amanda Young (Shawnee Smith), but Sing dies, and Tapp’s discharged. Back in the present, Gordon’s wife and daughter, Alison (Monica Potter) and Diana (Makenzie Vega) are held captive. With time running out, Gordon has to decide: kill Adam to save his family or work with Adam to survive. Will they escape or become The Jigsaw Killer’s next victims?

     

    Review

    Given how future installments emphasized gore and elaborate death traps, it’s surprising how tame the original Saw is. That’s not to say there isn’t anything gruesome, but it’s not as bloody or over-the-top as its sequels. It’s pretty subdued with its violence, which makes it even more disturbing when something shocking happens. What also helps is the overall tone, which is dour and nihilistic with a pervasive sense of dread. The production design best shows the tone, with every location having a dank, grungy look and feel. From the bathroom housing our leads to Jigsaw’s workshop, everything feels dirty and lived in, which helps it stand out. The quick-cut editing and off-kilter transitions create an uneasy feeling without appearing drawn out or overused. James Wan and Leigh Whannell proved they could stretch their limited budget and overcome limitations in a way that works.

    You’d never guess that this was Whannell’s acting debut because he delivered a solid performance as Adam. Admittedly, there are times when his Australian accent slips through, but it’s not enough to take you out of it. It helps that he’s working opposite Cary Elwes, who performs equally well as the level-headed Dr. Gordon. Like Elwes, Danny Glover, Shawnee Smith, Monica Potter, and Michael Emerson give it their all with their roles. They were established actors and could’ve easily sleepwalked through their roles, but they committed themselves to the material. Smith, in particular, shines in her small but memorable role as Amanda Young, the only victim to survive Jigsaw’s game. Despite only hearing his voice for much of the film, Tobin Bell still has a commanding presence that’s felt throughout. It’s easy to see how he became a horror icon, especially with the sequels expanding on his backstory.

    While some might bemoan the film’s use of flashbacks to tell its story, they effectively unravel the mystery. It helps that the flashbacks don’t spoil things, leaving it to the audience to figure out. Plus, the way the film goes from horror to detective thriller is seamless and never feels out of place. Admittedly, the idea of a killer justifying his actions as morality plays has been done before in movies like Se7en. However, unlike Kevin Spacey’s killer, Jigsaw doesn’t necessarily want to kill people but rather test their will to live. This dynamic adds a layer of depth that makes you question whether or not Jigsaw’s actions are justifiable. At 103 minutes, the film moves at a breakneck pace and keeps you guessing until the end. Overall, Saw is an excellent 2000s horror film that still holds up two decades later.

     

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    Where to watch Saw (2004)

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  • Red One (2024)

    Red One (2024)

    [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ admin_label=”section” _builder_version=”4.16″ global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_row column_structure=”2_3,1_3″ admin_label=”row” _builder_version=”4.16″ background_size=”initial” background_position=”top_left” background_repeat=”repeat” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_column type=”2_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ custom_padding=”|||” global_colors_info=”{}” custom_padding__hover=”|||”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.27.3″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”]While working on Jumanji: The Next Level, producer Hiram Garcia spoke with director Jake Kasdan about a potential idea. Garcia suggested a holiday movie that offered a more realistic take on Santa Claus and how the North Pole operates. Kasdan liked the idea so much that he agreed to direct, with Garcia producing and co-writing with Chris Morgan. Dwayne Johnson, who worked with Kasdan and Garcia in the past, would be starring for a staggering $50 million. Chris Evans, Lucy Liu, J. K. Simmons, Kiernan Shipka, Kristofer Hivju, Nick Kroll, and Bonnie Hunt joined in 2022. Filming started that October in Atlanta, but due to Johnson’s frequent tardiness and absences, filming didn’t wrap until February 2023. Due to the SAG-AFTRA strike, the studio pushed the film back from its original December 2023 date. With a total budget of $250 million, Red One opened in theaters worldwide in November 2024.

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    Synopsis

    While Santa Claus (J. K. Simmons) prepares for his annual holiday run, a black ops team infiltrates the North Pole. Despite the best efforts of Santa’s chief of security, Callum Drift (Dwayne Johnson), he gets taken prisoner. Drift informs Zoe Harlow (Lucy Liu), the head of the Mythological Oversight and Restoration Authority, about the kidnapping. They discover a mercenary tracker named Jack O’Malley (Chris Evans) was responsible for compromising the North Pole’s secret location. They bring Jack in for questioning, but he says he had no idea what he was doing and that an anonymous buyer paid him. Though skeptical, Drift agrees to accompany O’Malley in finding the buyer to figure out who kidnapped Santa. Through the broker, Ted (Nick Kroll), they learn the kidnapper was the winter witch, Grýla (Kiernan Shipka). It’s up to Drift and O’Malley to stop Grýla and get Santa back to save Christmas.

     

    Review

    Since its release, Red One has been getting negative reviews, and many predict it will fail at the box office. I’m here to say that while I wouldn’t call it outstanding, Red One isn’t as bad as some critics say. If you’ve seen either of the modern Jumanji movies, you should know what to expect with this. Red One isn’t the kind of movie that will offer some life-changing perspective or essential message. It’s a silly Christmas action movie with some big stars and a ridiculous premise that doesn’t take itself seriously. Sure, it may come off as bland or cliche-ridden, but a movie doesn’t have to be original to be entertaining. Granted, much better Christmas action movies like Die Hard and Lethal Weapon are readily available. However, those movies are R-rated, which limits the accessibility for younger audiences, whereas this is PG-13, so bring the kids.

    Despite the production issues he may have caused, Dwayne Johnson still shows why he’s such a bankable lead. He takes the role seriously enough that audiences can buy it, which pairs well with Chris Evans’ sarcastic attitude. Kiernan Shipka is an entertaining villain with her devilish grin and confident presence, and she never veers into camp. Kristofer Hivju is the scene stealer as Krampus, his boisterous attitude and larger-than-life personality making him a stand-out. It helps that the creature effects used to bring him and his guests to life are excellent. Unfortunately, Lucy Liu and Bonnie Hunt aren’t given much to do except occasionally exchange exposition dialogue. Similarly, J. K. Simmons has some great moments with Johnson, but after his kidnapping, he just sits around doing nothing. The rest of the cast comprises unmemorable extras or CGI creations that litter the background.

    Even though this movie isn’t meant to be taken seriously, there are some legitimate problems. For one, at slightly over two hours, it is much too long, and much could’ve been trimmed. A movie like this should’ve lasted 90 minutes, maybe an hour and 45 minutes at max. Also, while the film has some fun, well-shot action sequences, many involve people fighting CGI monsters. Plus, the movie tries adding some emotional depth with a subplot involving Evans’ estranged family that goes nowhere. Depending on your perspective, I had the pleasure or displeasure of seeing this in IMAX, which ultimately adds nothing. If you’re curious, I’d say see it at a matinee showing or wait to rent it digitally. Please don’t go into it expecting anything more than what it is: a fun but silly popcorn movie. Overall, Red One isn’t great, but you could always do worse.

     

    Red One is currently in theaters.

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  • Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)

    Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)

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    Synopsis

    After witnessing his parents’ murder as a baby, a wanderer known as The Chosen One (Steve Oedekerk) seeks vengeance. Along the way, he meets Master Tang (Hui Lou Chen), who agrees to train him after seeing his sentient tongue. The Chosen One also meets the incompetent Wimp Lo (Lau Kar-wing) and his future love interest, Ling (Ling Ling Tse). Soon, The Chosen One meets Master Pain (Fei Lung), aka Betty, who was responsible for his family’s death. Determined to match Betty’s prowess, namely taking Bō staff beatings, The Chosen One trains himself similarly but with little success. Despite warnings from the one-breasted Whoa (Jennifer Tung), The Chosen One hunts Betty and his henchmen down. Unfortunately, those closest to The Chosen One fall victim to Betty’s wrath, further motivating him to train properly. Will The Chosen One succeed in finding vengeance, or will Betty and The Evil Council conquer the world?

     

    Review

    Despite receiving largely negative reviews, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist has become a cult favorite, and I can see why. The style of comedy presented is a precursor to the randomness and eccentricity of Internet humor. You could say that Kung Pow: Enter the Fist walked so that YouTube Poop videos could run. While not all the jokes land, the film hits you with so many that you’re never bored. Your enjoyment of the movie comes down to whether or not you enjoy absurdist, occasionally childish, humor. Part of the film’s charm is its lack of mean-spiritedness and all-out shock humor in service of pure silliness. Like the best parody films, this one pays homage to its subject matter and pokes fun at the conventions. Even if some jokes fall flat, the ones that work make up for them and offer the biggest laughs.

    In addition to being in excellent shape, Steve Oedekerk’s inherent likability makes him a strong lead. Oedekerk also provided the dubbing, which he wrote to be as awkward and nonsensical as possible. The dubbing perfectly spoofs the trope of most martial arts films of the 70s that had unintentionally hilarious voiceovers. Since Jennifer Tung is the only female voice present, it’s even funnier to hear Oedekerk use his best female voice. I also have to give Oedekerk credit for not stooping to stereotypical humor, which a lesser filmmaker would’ve used. It’s also impressive how Oedekerk was able to integrate new footage with the old footage in a seamless way. Granted, some of the compositing sticks out badly, but the low-fi effects add to its charm. There’s also some dated CGI, but I can excuse it considering the $10 million budget.

    Returning to the subject of the film’s structure, describing the movie is difficult without discussing individual moments. It’s all over the place, from a battle with a CGI cow to a breakdancing extra in a fight scene. So much of the film shouldn’t work, but Oedekerk throws so much at the screen that it comes together. While I wouldn’t call this a comedy classic similar to Blazing Saddles or Caddyshack, it’s earned its cult status. Interestingly, this film tied with Master of Disguise for Most Painfully Unfunny Comedy at the Stinkers Bad Movie Awards. While humor is subjective, and some might not enjoy this, saying it’s on par with Dana Carvey’s failed starring vehicle. At 81 minutes, the film goes by fast without feeling rushed and never overstays its welcome. Overall, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist is a uniquely funny parody deserving of its cult following.

     

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  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

    [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ admin_label=”section” _builder_version=”4.16″ global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_row column_structure=”2_3,1_3″ admin_label=”row” _builder_version=”4.16″ background_size=”initial” background_position=”top_left” background_repeat=”repeat” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_column type=”2_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ custom_padding=”|||” global_colors_info=”{}” custom_padding__hover=”|||”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.27.2″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”]In the summer of 1973, Tobe Hooper assembled a cast and crew of unknowns to helm his feature film debut. Hooper and co-writer Kim Henkel took inspiration from notorious graverobber Ed Gein and the changing sociopolitical climate of the 1970s. With a budget of less than $140,000, filming lasted seven 16-hour days a week with record-high temperatures. None could’ve expected nor would they’ve wished to see as much of the mad and macabre that was in store. The sweltering heat, lack of ventilation, and dangerous conditions made it a rough experience for all involved. Even up to the film’s post-production, what initially seemed like an idyllic summer became a nightmare. A year after production wrapped, Bryanston Pictures bought the distribution rights, though at the cost of not paying the filmmakers. What followed was one of the most bizarre films in the annals of American cinema, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

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    Synopsis

    Due to grave robbery incidents, siblings Sally (Marilyn Burns) and Franklin (Paul A. Partain) travel to check their grandfather’s grave. Accompanied by their friends Jerry (Allen Danziger), Kirk (William Vail), and Pam (Teri McMinn), they find the grave is undisturbed. Along their trip, the group encounters a hitchhiker (Edwin Neal), who cuts himself, photographs Franklin, and attacks before being ejected. They stop by a gas station and ask the owner (Jim Siedow) for directions, and he offers them a warning. After they visit an old house owned by Sally and Franklin’s family, Kirk and Pam find a seemingly abandoned home. Little do they know that a masked man, Leatherface (Gunnar Hansen), lives there and doesn’t take kindly to strangers. Soon, the others stumble across Leatherface’s home and fall victim until only Sally remains. Will she survive the nightmare, or will she be another victim of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre?

     

    Review

    Even 50 years after its release, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre still endures as a horror classic. Even more impressive is that many consider it one of the most gruesome films despite the lack of onscreen blood. That goes to show the talent and artistry that went into making the film disturbing without revealing much. From Daniel Pearl’s stunning cinematography to Bob Burns’ masterful art direction, the film is beautiful in how raw it feels. The fact that Ed Gein inspired the design of the bone furniture and fleshy fixtures makes it more disturbing. Aside from some licensed music, the lack of a traditional score adds to the film’s stunning realism. Instead, the filmmakers used a mixture of sounds, such as a roaring chainsaw and a whirring generator. These elements show you don’t need a huge budget and lavish effects to craft a timeless masterpiece.

    The fact that the actors were not established in the industry further adds to the feeling of realism. The five leads feel like a group of friends you’re watching go on a road trip that goes south fast. The late Marilyn Burns is excellent as the unlikely survivor who endures countless horrors and emerges victorious. While heroines in horror movies existed, her Sally Hardesty character became the “final girl” template many others followed. Also noteworthy is the late Paul A. Partain as her step-brother Franklin, who’s either the most annoying or sympathetic character. He constantly whines, complains, and argues, but you get the sense he’s had a hard life and feels abandoned. It’s also telling that he recognizes something’s up and tries warning everyone, but no one believes him. Even if unintentional, Tobe Hooper crafted one of the most realistic depictions of a disabled person in cinema.

    Edwin Neal is another standout as The Hitchhiker, whose demented manner and rambling speech set the tone early on. The late Jim Siedow also works as the seemingly innocuous gas station attendant who warns our leads. The fact that he’s gone for most of the film until the climax makes his heel turn more shocking. Finally, there’s the late great Gunnar Hansen as Leatherface, whose imposing presence and disturbing masks make him a horror icon. What makes him even scarier is that he’s not some hulking beast but rather a child-minded lunk with a gut. You get the sense that he was molded and shaped into the monster he became rather than being born one. While modern audiences might find it slow or tedious, there’s a reason why this film endures after 50 years. Overall, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre is just as terrifying now as it was back then.

     

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  • Death Streamer (2024)

    Death Streamer (2024)

    [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ admin_label=”section” _builder_version=”4.16″ global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_row column_structure=”2_3,1_3″ admin_label=”row” _builder_version=”4.16″ background_size=”initial” background_position=”top_left” background_repeat=”repeat” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_column type=”2_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ custom_padding=”|||” global_colors_info=”{}” custom_padding__hover=”|||”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.27.2″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”]In September 2023, Meta announced a collaboration with EssilorLuxottica to create new Ray-Ban smart glasses. Among its many features, users could livestream everything they saw while wearing the glasses, which caught Charles Band’s attention. These glasses gave him the idea for his second film in his Pulp Noir series: a high-tech vampire movie. He used the Full Moon manor in Cleveland and a rundown church he bought and restored for locations. Despite being told buying this church was a bad idea, Band believed it had potential and continued renovating it. Along with directing, Band co-wrote the screenplay with longtime writer Neal Marshall Stevens, using the pseudonym Roger Barron. After assembling his cast, Band shot in the manor and newly renovated church for roughly six days. Following its announcement in mid-2024, Death Streamer hit streaming services and Blu-Ray/DVD/VHS in October.

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    Synopsis

    Alex Jarvis (Aaron McDaniel) hosts Church of Chills, a true crime podcast with Edwina (Emma Massalone) and Juniper (Kaitlin Moore). While editing their latest episode, Juniper comes across a mysterious livestream depicting a young woman’s bloody death. Little do they know that a vampire named Arturo Valenor (Sean Ohlman) runs the live stream from his hidden lair. Along with his cohorts, Lil Chen (Chili Jean) and Thug (Travis Stoner), Arturo kills beautiful women and streams their deaths. As Alex, Edwina, and Juniper dig further into the streams, they realize that the deaths aren’t staged. Soon, Arturo finds out that the Church of Chills crew knows about his streams and targets them. Alex, Edwina, and Juniper must fend for their lives as they try to tell the world that vampires exist. Will they succeed, or will they be the next victims of Arturo’s death streams?

     

    Review

    Coming off of Quadrant, Death Streamer has much to live up to as the second Pulp Noir movie. I’m happy to say that, while the film has its issues, this is a solid entry in this series. It’s not as strong as the Subspecies franchise from Full Moon’s heyday, but it’s an exciting twist. The idea of a killer live streaming their victims is a unique concept, especially with the killer being a vampire. Sure, in a realistic world, platforms like Twitch, Kick, or TikTok would instantly ban it. However, with the rise of supposed murder streams on the dark web, it’s not out of the realm of possibility. Admittedly, the viewer and sub-count go wildly out of control without rhyme or reason, breaking the immersion. Granted, I can forgive a low budget movie for those mistakes more than a $200-million blockbuster doing the same thing.

    Much like the last Pulp Noir movie, the acting is solid and easily the film’s best aspect. Aaron McDaniel is an enjoyably egotistical and eccentric host that you initially love to hate. As time passes and things worsen, his more human side comes through, and you start liking him more. Emma Massalone and Kaitlin Moore work well off him, providing a mix of sincerity and sarcasm. You can believe that they’ve stuck around for a while despite their bickering and disagreements. While much of their dialogue is exposition-heavy, they at least deliver it in a way that makes it entertaining. Even with the goofy glasses, Sean Ohlman makes for an intimidating vampire that you can believe is a master seducer. Even the side characters, played by Chili Jean and Travis Stoner, have their standout moments.

    Thomas L. Callaway’s cinematography adds plenty of mood and atmosphere to the production, especially with the colored lighting. The lighting reminds me of the look of early Dario Argento movies or Joe Dante’s The Howling. While the title theme gets played a bit too much, Jonathan Walter’s score goes a long way to provide ambiance. Effects-wise, there are some decent practical effects, but there’s also some wonky CGI that sticks out badly. Also, for all the boobs and blood on display, the kills are pretty routine, and none stand out in particular. Despite its 72-minute runtime, some scenes go for slightly longer than necessary, but it’s an otherwise breezy watch. While I wouldn’t call this a modern horror masterpiece, it’s still a decent watch for Full Moon fans and newcomers. Overall, Death Streamer is a decent hi-tech vampire flick and a good sign for future Pulp Noir movies.

     

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  • Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)

    Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)

    [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ admin_label=”section” _builder_version=”4.16″ global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_row column_structure=”2_3,1_3″ admin_label=”row” _builder_version=”4.16″ background_size=”initial” background_position=”top_left” background_repeat=”repeat” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_column type=”2_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ custom_padding=”|||” global_colors_info=”{}” custom_padding__hover=”|||”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.27.2″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”]Despite receiving a hostile reception, Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers grossed $17.8 million on a $5 million budget. Producer Moustapha Akkad fast-tracked a sequel for an October 1989 release despite losing the last film’s writer and director. Jeff Burr, who previously helmed From a Whisper to a Scream, was considered until Swiss filmmaker Dominique Othenin-Girard came on. Not happy with writer Shem Bitterman’s screenplay, Othenin-Girard brought in Robert Harders and Michael Jacobs for additional rewrites. Othenin-Girard and the writers injected more supernatural elements into the story, including a psychic link and making Michael Myers relatable. Donald Pleasance, Danielle Harris, Ellie Carnell, and Beau Starr returned, but George P. Wilbur declined, so Don Shanks replaced him. Filming started in May 1989 in Salt Lake City, similar to the last film, and wrapped in June. Despite some cuts, Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers hit theaters in October 1989.

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    Synopsis

    Though seemingly killed at the last film’s conclusion, Michael Myers (Don Shanks) is found by a hermit (Harper Roisman). Over the next year, the hermit nurses Michael back to health, only for Michael to kill him. Meanwhile, a now mute Jamie Lloyd (Danielle Harris) is committed to the Haddonfield Children’s Clinic after attacking her stepmother. Dr. Sam Loomis (Donald Pleasance) discovers that Jamie shares a telepathic link with Michael and wants her to track him. On his way to find her, Michael kills Jamie’s stepsister, Rachael (Ellie Cornell), and stalks her friend Tina (Wendy Kaplan). Because of her psychic link, Jamie can sense when someone’s in danger, but her warnings are brushed aside. During all this, a mysterious man in black seems to follow wherever Michael goes. Will Loomis and Jamie stop Michael for good, and who is the man in black?

     

    Review

    While it had its issues, Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers was a decent slasher film. Unfortunately, the same can’t be said of Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers, which you can tell was rushed. This film’s rushed production is apparent from the half-baked script to the sudden retcons of the last installment. For instance, Jamie’s stabbing her stepmother to death is suddenly changed so that she survived. Also, Jamie’s stepsister Rachael, one of the more prominent characters from before, is killed off 20 minutes in. Producer Moustapha Akkad did everything he could to deliver what he thought the fans would want but disappointed them more. Say what you will about Halloween II, but they at least waited three years before developing the sequel. Sure, that movie introduced aspects that I wasn’t a fan of, but it’s much more memorable than this.

    To get into the positives, Danielle Harris still delivers a solid performance as a traumatized Jamie Lloyd. Despite the script, she does her best with the material and even outshines Donald Pleasance, which is a rarity. That’s not to say Pleasance performs poorly, but it feels like the same tired shtick we’ve seen countless times. Standing at 6′ 1″, Don Shanks makes for a decent Michael Myers, but his performance is nothing special. Wendy Kaplan does a decent job but feels like a replacement for Ellie Cornell rather than a new character. Aside from that, there’s little more to say about the cast, as they’re cannon fodder to die in gruesome ways. The only other notable cast members are Frank Como and David Ursin as a pair of bumbling cops. It didn’t work in The Last House on the Left, and it doesn’t work here.

    To give co-writer/director Dominique Othenin-Girard some credit, he manages to create some effective tense sequences. The scene where Michael chases Jamie in a car through a cornfield is a nail-biter, even if slightly ridiculous. Also, when Jamie tries hiding from Michael in the old Myers house, there’s some genuine suspense. Even Michael taking off his mask and shedding a single tear is handled well, which is a shocker. Still, scenes like this come before Dr. Loomis tries luring Michael into a trap using Jamie as bait. Also, the “Man in Black” feels pointless, as if he’s there to provide mystery without giving proper incentive. At 97 minutes, this movie drags to the end, and by then, you wonder if it was worth the effort. Overall, Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers feels tired, haphazardly put together, and creatively bankrupt.

     

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  • Terrifier (2016)

    Terrifier (2016)

    [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ admin_label=”section” _builder_version=”4.16″ global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_row column_structure=”2_3,1_3″ admin_label=”row” _builder_version=”4.16″ background_size=”initial” background_position=”top_left” background_repeat=”repeat” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_column type=”2_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ custom_padding=”|||” global_colors_info=”{}” custom_padding__hover=”|||”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.27.2″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”]In 2008, aspiring filmmaker and effects artist Damien Leone directed the short film The 9th Circle. In the movie, Leone introduced the character Art the Clown, a new slasher villain initially portrayed by Mike Giannelli. Three years later, Leone directed the short film Terrifier, again with Giannelli, and combined both into 2013’s All Hallows Eve. Leone wanted to follow this up by directing a spin-off featuring Art the Clown, launching an Indiegogo campaign in 2015. Soon after, filmmaker Phil Falcone provided the necessary funds to make the film in exchange for a producer’s credit. Unfortunately, Giannelli decided not to pursue acting further, so newcomer David Howard Thornton became the new Art the Clown. With a budget between $35,000 and $55,000, filming occurred primarily in Trenton, with additional filming in New York and LA. After premiering at the Telluride Horror Show in 2016, Terrifier had a limited release in 2018.

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    Synopsis

    Friends Tara (Jenna Kanell) and Dawn (Catherine Corcoran) are drunkenly walking the streets after leaving a Halloween party. Along the way, they stop at a pizzeria when they run into Art the Clown (David Howard Thornton). After leaving, the girls find that someone slashed Dawn’s tires, so Tara calls her sister Victoria (Samantha Scaffidi) for help. While waiting, Tara asks Mike (Matt McAllister), a pest control worker, if she can use the restroom quickly. Little do the girls know that Art the Clown is the tire slasher with something sinister in store. As Victoria makes her way to Tara’s location, she and Dawn are held captive by Art, who has deadly intentions. Unfortunately, Dawn dies a horrible death, but Tara manages to escape as Art gives chase throughout his lair. Will Victoria make it in time and save her sister, or will Tara end up just like Dawn?

     

    Review

    Terrifier is a pretty basic slasher film, and that’s what makes it so effective. While it doesn’t have the most original story or complex characters, it doesn’t need to. Much like Friday the 13th, it knows what it is and doesn’t try to be anything else. Damien Leone, who wrote, produced, directed, edited, and handled the special effects, made a throwback to 80s slashers and succeeded. Given that the budget was only $35,000, Leone and his team made something that looked better than many big-budget blockbusters. From the colorful lighting to the harsh shadows, it has a low-fi style that helps it stand out. I wonder if Leone took inspiration from Italian filmmakers like Dario Argento and Lucio Fulci, along with American slashers. You can also tell by the effects that his inspirations include legendary effects artists like Tom Savini and Rick Baker.

    Even though their characters aren’t deep, Jenna Kanell and Catherine Corcoran make solid, likable leads. Kanell’s dry, sarcastic delivery and Corcoran’s ditzy, floozy persona make for some great moments and memorable lines. Admittedly, Corcoran comes off as the ditzy blonde you know will die in a slasher, so her death isn’t unexpected. Without getting into spoilers, you almost expect Kanell to be the final girl, but she’s not, which made me sad. Of course, the real highlight is David Howard Thornton as the murderous Art the Clown, whose performance is excellent. While he has no lines, he does a great job expressing emotion through body language and simple pantomiming. He plays Art as someone who revels in hacking people to pieces, all with a morbidly humorous touch. It’s easy to see how Art the Clown has become a modern-day horror icon.

    Of course, the film is primarily known for its over-the-top gore scenes, which are just as gruesome as advertised. Leone does a great job balancing the gore and suspense, making it more effective than if it was just gore. It reminds me of how Sam Raimi managed to blend moody suspense with over-the-top gore in The Evil Dead. Admittedly, the film isn’t perfect, but none of its flaws majorly affect its overall quality. For one, several characters are only there as cannon fodder, such as the exterminators and a strange cat lady. Also, the movie doesn’t do anything similar slashers haven’t already done, just with better effects and modern filmmaking. Still, at only 84 minutes, this slasher throwback gets in and out quickly and never overstays its welcome. Overall, Terrifier is a well-made, if basic, horror film that fans of 80s slashers will love.

     

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