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  • Auditions (1978)

    Auditions (1978)

    [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_row column_structure=”2_3,1_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_column type=”2_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.27.4″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”]After a successful reveal in Japan in 1976, the VHS (Video Home System) cassette came to the US in 1977. With its ability to record live TV and up to 4 hours of playtime, people could finally watch whatever, whenever. One of the first home video companies was Magnetic Video, which acquired the license for some 20th Century Fox titles. While many other major studios feared VHS, Charles Band saw the potential in the burgeoning video market. In 1978, Band founded Meda Home Entertainment, named after his then-wife, and released titles like HalloweenSlithis, and Flesh Gordon. He also recognized the demand for original content, so he devised an idea he could make quickly and cheaply. He remembered some of the bizarre people who auditioned for Cinderella and Fairy Tales and used that as a basis. In 1978, Band released the adult pseudo-documentary Auditions under his Meda Home Entertainment.

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    Synopsis

    Around March 15, 1978, the producers of Cinderella and Fairy Tales submitted an ad in the Hollywood Variety. The ad was a call for “the world’s sexiest man & woman” and “the world’s most unusual act or personality.” The producers built two sets: a medieval dungeon and a French boudoir, and received hundreds of potential actors. Tons of eccentric people arrive, including shy schoolteacher Tracy Matthews (Bonnie Werchan) and the stud Charlie White (Rick Cassidy). Each potential cast member is asked to strip naked, describe their most intimate moments, and even please themselves. One of the more problematic applicants is Sally Webster (Linnea Quigley), who they discover is 15 and has her removed. As the day goes on, more and more people try out, and only the best can move forward. Who will get the parts of Sleeping Beauty, Prince Charming, and the comic relief for Fairy Tales II?

     

    Review

    Unfortunately, there’s not much I can say about Auditions because it’s barely even a movie. Sure, there are characters and a story, but I don’t know if those qualify, considering what’s here. The film claims that the people on screen are real, except that the credits ruin it. Granted, they probably would’ve been hit with at least one lawsuit if they had used actual people. It doesn’t help that one of the “plot points” involves a girl auditioning despite being a minor. Interestingly, this led to the film being banned in some countries, even though Linnea Quigley was 19 then. Then again, they would’ve had to watch the movie all the way through, which I can’t blame them. As a sex film, it’s not very erotic, as everyone strips naked, fools around, and makes complete fools of themselves. As a comedy, it’s hardly funny, with most gags falling flat.

    As not good as this “movie” is, it’s an interesting relic from Charles Band’s catalog perfect for Full Moon completionists. There’s also some commentary about how some people are willing to do anything for fame, even if unintentional. Plus, the movie is just so bizarre and odd that, as boring as it is, there are little moments that will stick with you. It might be the closest Band has come to making something sleazy enough to feel at home on 42nd Street. That’s more than I can say for some of the other drek Charles Band made, like End of the World. Honestly, I almost half-heartedly recommend watching this at least once just for how bizarre the experience is. Just prepare for nearly 90 minutes of people stumbling, stripping, dancing, trying to be funny, and rolling around. Overall, Auditions would probably be better enjoyed with friends and liquor.

     

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  • Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust (2008)

    Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust (2008)

    [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_row column_structure=”2_3,1_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_column type=”2_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.18.0″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”]Released in 2005, The Gingerdead Man was a surprise hit for the struggling Full Moon Features. Charles Band was so impressed that he gave William Butler, who wrote the original, the chance to direct the sequel. Previously, Butler made 2004’s Madhouse and 2007’s Furnace, both low-budget movies that ended up being very successful. Seeing an opportunity, Butler agreed to do the sequel but only if given complete creative control. After telling Charles that he wanted to crucify the Gingerdead Man, Charles was entirely on board. Butler brought on Muffy Bolding and Aaron Strongoni, who he worked with on his previous features, to help write the script. Unfortunately, they couldn’t get Gary Busey to return, so they hired the late John Vulich to voice the titular character. On the 4th of July, 2008, Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust made its way onto video store shelves.

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    Synopsis

    Times are tough at Cheatum Studios, a once prolific moviehouse known for making low-budget genre films. Kevin Cheatum (K-von Moezzi) has taken to try to keep the studio alive to honor his late father. The studio is currently in production of the 9th entry in their Tiny Terrors series, but things are going downhill. Meanwhile, Heather Crocker (Kelsey Sanders) brings the terminally-ill Tommy Hines (Joseph Porter) to visit the studio as his last wish. During the tour, former scream queen Polly Bonderhoof (Michelle Bauer) bring a box of baked good to the studio. Inside the box is the Gingerdead Man (John Vulich), who wanders the studio searching for victims for a transmigration spell. As the body count rises, Kevin orders everyone to evacuate the studio as he and Heather try to find Tommy. While fending off the Gingerdead Man, Tommy reveals himself as Kevin’s worst fear: an online movie critic!

     

    Review

    While it was no cinematic masterpiece, I thought The Gingerdead Man had its moments and made for decent entertainment. The sequel, on the other hand, was a chore to get through between the lousy acting and dated stereotypes. As much as the absence of Gary Busey hurts, John Vulich does a decent job doing a Busey-like voice. Also, genre fans will enjoy the cameos from people like John Carl Buechler, David DeCoteau, and Greg Nicotero. Speaking of genre veterans, Michelle Bauer has fun delivering corny sexual innuendos and acting like a sexpot. K-von Moezzi is fine as the bright-eyed and bushy-tailed producer trying to maintain his father’s legacy. Though pretty, Kelsey Sanders is bland as the obvious love interest, and Joseph Porter comes off a bit annoying. The cast seems to be having fun in an otherwise ridiculous movie, but it’s too bad the audience isn’t.

    In many ways, the film is similar to Troma’s Terror Firmer, about a movie shoot interrupted by a deranged killer. Both movies take potshots at the studios who made them, but Lloyd Kaufman’s film was much more intelligent and subtle. It also helps that Troma’s movie had more interesting characters, memorable kills, and a rebellious spirit only they could deliver. Here, the filmmakers try taking jabs at Full Moon Features, but it comes off as juvenile and a little mean-spirited. They even take jabs at people who criticize them, but they go for all the stereotypes you can think of. Also, for a movie called Gingerdead Man 2, the actual Gingerdead Man doesn’t factor much into the plot. At 82 minutes, the film feels padded as it struggles to reach feature length with its half-baked ideas. Overall, Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust isn’t very good. Go figure!

     

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  • Fairy Tales (1978)

    Fairy Tales (1978)

    [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ admin_label=”section” _builder_version=”4.16″ global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_row column_structure=”2_3,1_3″ admin_label=”row” _builder_version=”4.16″ background_size=”initial” background_position=”top_left” background_repeat=”repeat” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_column type=”2_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ custom_padding=”|||” global_colors_info=”{}” custom_padding__hover=”|||”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.18.0″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”]Released in May 1977, Charles Band’s Cinderella proved to be an unexpected hit for the burgeoning producer. Seeing the potential, Band decided to make another adult musical comedy film version of a classic fairy tale. He reunited with co-writer Frank Ray Perilli, who also wrote Mansion of the DoomedLaserblast, and Last Foxtrot in Burbank. However, Michael Pataki had since moved on to have a recurring role in the 1970s The Amazing Spider-Man TV show. In the directing chair was Harry Hurwitz, using the pseudonym Harry Tampa, whose prior credits include The Projectionist and Richard. Notably, the director of photography was Daniel Pearl, who previously shot The Texas Chain Saw Massacre and its remake. Band and company decided to include various fairy tale characters in this film rather than adapting one story. After a brief one-to-two-week shoot, Fairy Tales hit US theaters in August 1978.

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    Synopsis

    The Prince (Don Sparks) has turned 21, and his doctors (Irwin Corey, Robert Harris, and Simmy Bow) have an announcement. His father, the king, declares that his son will only inherit the kingdom if he can produce an heir. The only problem is that The Prince is only interested in his dream girl, and no other woman will suffice. He quests for the perfect woman, taking him to the old lady in the shoe, Gussie Gander (Brenda Fogarty). Here, she’s the madam of a whorehouse featuring Little Bo Peep (Angela Aames) and Snow White (Anne Gaybis). Unfortunately, none of the women do it for The Prince, so Gander has her cohort Sirus (Sy Richardson) try helping. He takes The Prince to see Aunt La Voh (Martha Reeves), who can create a love potion to help him. But will our prince ever come, or is he doomed to be a peasant?

     

    Review

    While Cinderella had its charm and was a fun time, Fairy Tales lacks what made the earlier film special. Compared to Michael Pataki’s energetic direction, Harry Hurwitz films the sequences in a flat, dull fashion that feels tired. Watching it, you get the sense that Hurwitz didn’t care for the material and just saw it as another job. However, despite how flat the direction is, Daniel Pearl’s cinematography adds a dreamlike quality that helps sell the picture. It’s easy to see how Pearl transitioned from this to shooting music videos for The Police, Billy Idol, and Animotion. Sadly, the same can’t be said for the poor choreography, where the actors are either standing still or flailing about. Andrew Belling returns to compose the score, but unfortunately, the songs here lack the energy of the previous film. The one exception is “You’ll Feel the Magic in Me” by Martha Reeves.

    The goofy-looking Don Sparks is certainly game for the lead role, but he lacks the charm Cheryl Smith had. He’s certainly a sympathetic character, but he’s kind of a weiner who stumbles about from scene to scene. Sy Richardson once again proves to be a highlight of the film as the wisecracking yet dated pimp Sirus. Irwin Corey from Stuck on You has some funny moments, but he’s gone after the first five minutes. Most notably, this film features future scream queen Linnea Quigley, though she doesn’t show up until near the end. The rest of the cast either strip naked or mug for the camera, which can get old pretty quickly. While the film only clocks in at 76 minutes, it feels like a long 76 minutes to endure. Overall, Fairy Tales is a product of its time, but not a very good one.

     

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  • Puppet Master: Axis of Evil (2010)

    Puppet Master: Axis of Evil (2010)

    [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ admin_label=”section” _builder_version=”4.16″ global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_row column_structure=”2_3,1_3″ admin_label=”row” _builder_version=”4.16″ background_size=”initial” background_position=”top_left” background_repeat=”repeat” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_column type=”2_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ custom_padding=”|||” global_colors_info=”{}” custom_padding__hover=”|||”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.17.6″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”]After the release of Puppet Master: The Legacy in 2003, Charles Band agreed that the series was in turmoil. Having rebranded his company as Full Moon Features, Band announced several sequels to past series in 2008. One of the sequels announced was a new Puppet Master movie that returned to Part 3’s WWII setting. To that end, Band hired series veteran David DeCoteau to direct and writer Dominic Muir for the screenplay. Like Killjoy 3, this entry would be filmed at ACE Studios in Foshan, Guangdong, China, founded by co-producer Henry Luk. In place of the original “Videozone,” Charles Band introduced the “Vidcasts,” a series of behind-the-scenes videos fans could follow along. Fans were cautious about whether or not this would live up to the prime era of Full Moon. After having its 2009 release pushed back, Puppet Master: Axis of Evil was released on DVD and Blu-Ray in 2010.

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    Synopsis

    At the Bodega Bay Inn in 1939, young carpenter Danny Coogan (Levi Fiehler) witnesses two Nazi spies entering Toulon’s room. The spies, Max (Tom Sandoval) and Klaus (Aaron Riber), find that Toulon killed himself and leave the hotel empty-handed. After they go, Danny finds Toulon’s puppet trunk hidden away and takes it back home with him. Meanwhile, Max and Klaus reconvene with Japanese saboteur Lady Ozu (Ada Chao), who plans to destroy an American manufacturing plant. Danny’s girlfriend Beth (Jenna Gallaher) at the plant works in the office and gets roped into the sabotaging plot. Soon enough, the Nazis kill Danny’s mother and brother, holding Beth hostage in a Chinese opera house. The Nazis are interested in Toulon’s secret to bringing the dead back to life, which is how the puppets move. With help from Blade, Pinhead, Tunneler, Leech Woman, Jester, and a Ninja puppet, Danny must stop the Nazis.

     

    Review

    While it doesn’t quite live up to Puppet Master III: Toulon’s RevengePuppet Master: Axis of Evil is decent. For their low budget, the filmmakers managed to produce a movie that doesn’t look half bad. DeCoteau takes full advantage of the Chinatown locations and injects plenty of fog and shadows to add a noir look. Admittedly, it’s evident in the opening when they cut between the stock footage and the new footage. Still, the attention to detail is impressive, and the recreation of Toulon’s room, in particular, is solid. Also, the new score from longtime composer Richard Band is excellent, mixing the original music with a new track. Though David Allen’s stop-motion is sorely missed, the puppet effects look pretty good, though some of the movements are jerky. Also, adding a new ninja puppet is a nice touch that fits with the regulars.

    Performance-wise, the cast generally does a good job, though there are some that stick out in a wrong way. Levi Fiehler is likable as a young man who wants to serve his country despite his condition. Jenna Gallaher is solid as his love interest Beth, and Taylor M. Graham stands out as Danny’s older brother. When it comes to the villains, the acting ranges from good to awful, though not without some caveats. Tom Sandoval is easily the best of the villains, while Ada Chao gives a very stilted and unnatural performance. I’m unsure if it’s because she doesn’t speak English and had to learn her lines phonetically, but it sounds awful. At slightly under 90 minutes, there isn’t a ton of filler, and it gets the job done relatively quickly. Overall, Puppet Master: Axis of Evil isn’t one of the best, but it’s not one of the worst either.

     

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  • The Alchemist (1983)

    The Alchemist (1983)

    [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_row column_structure=”2_3,1_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_column type=”2_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.17.6″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”]Between 1979 and 1984, Charles Band struggled to make a name for himself in the film industry. His producing partners Irwin Yablans and Joseph Wolf ousted Band from Meda Home Entertainment, which he helped establish in 1978. Around this time, Charles got involved with producer Billy Fine and his company Ideal Films. He and producer Lawrence Applebaum were working on a project with director Craig Mitchell that wasn’t going well. About halfway through the shoot, Fine and Applebaum decided to hire Band to replace Mitchell as the director. Charles brought regulars like Ted Nicolaou, J Larry Carroll, Steve Neill, Paul Gentry, and his brother Richard. Despite being shot in 1981, it wasn’t released in the UK until 1983 and in the US in 1985. It wasn’t until March 1986 that The Alchemist got a wide theatrical release in the United States.

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    Synopsis

    In 1871, the alchemist Aaron (Robert Ginty) saw a dark wizard, DelGatto (Robert Glaudini), seducing his wife, Anna. Aaron tries stopping DelGatto only to stab his wife accidentally, which curses him to live forever as a monster. Cut to 1955, where Lenora (Lucinda Dooling) has quit her waitress job and is driving through the desert. Along the way, she picks up hitchhiker Cameron (John Sanderford) when she starts experiencing weird flashes of DelGatto. Elsewhere, Aaron stalks the nearby woods as a monster while his elderly daughter Esther (Viola Kates Stimpson) cares for him. Soon enough, Aaron and Lenora cross paths, and it turns out she’s the reincarnation of his late wife, Anna. With DelGatto hot on their trail, they decide to team up to free Aaron of his curse and stop DelGatto. It’s the ultimate magical duel as the dark wizard clashes with the alchemist!

     

    Review

    Having now seen The Alchemist, I fully understand why the film took so long to get a release. It’s because this is one of the most boring movies I’ve ever seen, and that’s saying a lot. The movie has a decent, albeit goofy, beginning and some solid opening credits, but everything grinds to a halt afterward. Most of the film centers on two bland leads that offer nothing of substance and barely progress the story. Every so often, we’ll cut back to Robert Ginty struggling with his curse, which is mildly interesting. Robert Ginty’s performance is way too good for this movie, especially coming off the wildly entertaining vigilante film, The Exterminator. Speaking of things being way too good, Richard Band’s score is epic, bombastic, and belongs in a better fantasy film. Plus, the finale offers some decent creature and gore effects, but that’s about it.

    As easy as it would be to criticize Charles Band as a director, I can’t blame him, considering the circumstances. Unlike Parasite 3DMetalstorm, or Trancers, this was a work-for-hire job rather than something he had invested in making. It doesn’t help that much of the nighttime footage is so physically dark that it’s hard to tell what’s happening. That might explain why cinematographer Andrew W. Friend only has one other credit to his name, 1982’s The Concrete Jungle. Honestly, there’s not much else I can talk about, considering what little happens during its one-hour and eighteen-minute runtime. It might be worth a watch for curious onlookers and Charles Band completionists, but it’s best avoided otherwise. Granted, Charles Band may not have started Empire Pictures without this movie, so there’s that at least. Overall, The Alchemist is a dull excuse for a fantasy-horror film that’s better left forgotten.

     

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  • Shrunken Heads (1994)

    Shrunken Heads (1994)

    [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_row column_structure=”2_3,1_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_column type=”2_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.17.4″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”]In 1972, Richard Elfman formed The Mystic Knights of Oingo Boingo, a musical theater troupe that ran for several years. However, his passions turned towards filmmaking, and he made his brother Danny the leader, who formed the band Oingo Boingo. Meanwhile, Richard set off to make his first feature film, the musical comedy Forbidden Zone in 1980. Despite negative reviews and poor box office, the film gained a considerable cult following thanks to midnight showings. Years later, Zone‘s co-writer Matthew Bright got a job working for Full Moon Features, writing Dark Angel: The Ascent. Bright had another screenplay called The Call of Mr. Sumatra, and he convinced Charles Band to have Richard Elfman direct. Charles had huge plans for this film, even announcing this would be Full Moon’s first theatrical release. Retitled Shrunken Heads, the film had a brief theatrical run in May 1994 before going to video that October.

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    Synopsis

    Tommy Larson (Aeryk Egan) is a good-natured kid who spends time hanging with his pal Bill Turner (Bo Sharon). They also make friends with the new kid Freddie Thompson (Darris Love), through their shared love of comic books. Unfortunately, the boys are the targets of a local gang called The Vipers, led by Vinnie Benedetti (A.J. Damato). It turns out that Vinnie is working for local mob boss Big Moe (Meg Foster) and wants to prove himself. However, Vinnie gets in trouble when the boys videotape his gang and try stealing money slips from Moe. Vinne kills the boys to prove his loyalty, but the local witch doctor Mr. Sumatra (Julius Harris) has his plans. Sumatra revives the boys as shrunken heads with unique abilities to exact revenge on their killers and destroy evil. But as Tommy, Bill, and Freddie follow Sumatra’s order, their humanity starts to fade.

     

    Review

    Reportedly, this was going to be Full Moon’s first theatrical release, and I can see it doing reasonably well. Compared to most other Full Moon projects around this time, Shrunken Heads is easily one of their most ambitious. It looks incredible for a film that cost $800,000, thanks to the production design and Richard Elfman’s direction. Elfman gives the movie a distinct comic book style mixed with some film noir elements circa the 1940s. There are also some impressive miniatures used to create cityscapes, and a motorized motion camera help bring them to life. Everyone from the kids to the veteran does a fantastic job, with Meg Foster and Julius Harris being the highlights. Foster is believable as an androgynous gangster who exhibits all the familiar traits while subverting them. This movie was Harris’ last film role before his death in 2004, and he made the most of it.

    Egan, Sharon, and Love work as friends, just trying to have fun while dodging the bullies and navigating the streets. A.J. Damato has fun as the stereotypical greaser bully, though he has moments where he doubts what he’s doing. Rebecca Herbst also does a solid job as Tommy’s love interest Sally, and she has terrific chemistry with Egan. Once the boys become the shrunken heads, it becomes a free-for-all as they fly around and exact their revenge. Admittedly, this is where the film’s lack of budget shows, namely in the compositing shots of the heads flying. The sequences are about on par with the compositing in Dollman, and they add to the film’s campy charm. Adding to that charm is the appropriately haunting theme by Danny Elfman and the eerie score by Richard Band. Overall, Shrunken Heads is an underrated gem in Full Moon’s catalog worth checking out.

     

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  • Dreamaniac (1986)

    Dreamaniac (1986)

    [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_row column_structure=”2_3,1_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_column type=”2_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.17.4″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”]After working as a production assistant for Roger Corman’s New World Pictures, a young David DeCoteau started making adult films. Under the pseudonym “David McCabe,” he directed several gay adult films, saving up for his first mainstream movie. DeCoteau raised $30K, which was enough for a 10-day shoot on 16mm film, so he developed a treatment called Succubus. Through a mutual friend, DeCoteau contacted Debra Dion, the development head at Empire Pictures and Charles Band’s then-wife. Since David already had filming locked down, Band was more than eager to join in, offering to reimburse DeCoteau’s $30K. At the time, Wes Craven’s A Nightmare on Elm Street was hugely successful, and Band wanted to capitalize on it. So, he asked David to change the title and create a new marketing campaign for this yet-to-be-made film. Under Band’s Wizard Video label, DeCoteau’s Dreamaniac hit store shelves in late 1986.

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    Synopsis

    Heavy metal artist Adam (Thomas Bern) agrees to loan his house to his girlfriend Pat (Kim McKamy) for a party. Her sister Jodi (Lauren Peterson) wants to get into a local sorority, offering to pay Adam to use the house. Soon enough, the other guests arrive, including sorority sisters Francis (Cynthia Crass), Jan (Linda Watts), and Rosie (Lisa Emery). Meanwhile, Adam performs a ritual to summon the succubus Lily (Sylvia Summers) to help him become a rock star. Unfortunately, Adam’s plan backfires as Lily kills the partygoers one by one to appease her need for a sacrifice. Eventually, Adam falls under Lily’s spell and joins her in attacking the party guests, even going after Pat. With help from local nerd Jamie (Bob Pelham), Pat learns what Lily is and must try to stop her. But will she overpower this succubus or fall victim to the dreamaniac?

     

    Review

    Despite this film’s quality, David DeCoteau has made some enjoyable B-movies, like Creepozoids and Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama. Sadly, Dreamaniac is not one of those enjoyable B-movies but rather an 82-minute endurance test. But before going into the negatives, I want to spotlight a few decent aspects of this movie. For starters, Kim McKamy, aka Ashlyn Gere, is pretty likable and easy to root for as the leading lady. Also, this movie has a delightfully cheesy synth score that could only have come from the 1980s. Plus, there are gruesome gore effects, such as a decapitation by a power drill and a scene of genital mutilation. These effects are the work of Tom Schwartz, whose credits include ScannersGalaxy of Terror, and Hell Night. Sadly, these positive qualities can’t compensate for how dull and monotonous this movie is.

    The movie’s biggest problem is that it’s boring, which is the worst thing a movie can be. Until the killings start, there is so much filler and padding that you’ll be checking your watch half the time. It doesn’t help that the cast, aside from McKamy, is either unlikable, uninteresting, or both. To her credit, Sylvia Summers is trying to be an over-the-top horror villain, but it doesn’t work. There are a few chuckle-worthy lines here and there, but most of the dialogue is utter garbage. While there are some gory moments, most of the kill scenes are substandard and lack any creativity. Plus, it has one of those “fake out” endings that will leave you more annoyed about what you just saw. Overall, Dreamaniac might be worth some laughs if you have friends and alcohol, but otherwise, it’s not worth it.

     

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  • Killjoy 3 (2010)

    Killjoy 3 (2010)

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    Synopsis

    College student Sandie (Jessica Whitaker) is housesitting for her professor (Darrow Igus) while he’s away on business. She’s staying with her boyfriend Rojer (Michael Rupnow), his friend Zilla (Spiral Jackson), and her BFF Erica (Olivia Dawn York). One day, a mysterious package arrives, and they open it despite Sandie’s protest, which turns out to be a mirror. Unbeknownst to them, the mirror is a gateway to another world, where the demonic clown Killjoy (Trent Haaga) rules. Joined by his accomplices Punchy (Al Burke), Freakshow (Tai Chan Ngo), and Batty Boop (Victoria De Mare), Killjoy demands blood. One by one, the college students are pulled into Killjoy’s world and subjected to different torture methods. Eventually, the professor returns and explains the situation to the students, informing them how to defeat the demon. Will our heroes survive, or will they be Killjoy’s next victims?

     

    Review

    Of the films in the franchise so far, Killjoy 3 is arguably the best one, though it’s not saying much. It’s not as good as classics like Puppet Master III or Dollman, but it feels like a return to form. While some may be disappointed by the filmmakers ditching the urban aesthetic, it’s a welcome change to keep things fresh. What also helps is Trent Haaga’s performance, as he chews up all the scenery around him and runs rampant. Unlike the last film, he’s given more free reign to deliver lines with maniacal glee and have more fun. Victoria De Mare works great alongside Haaga and has tons of fun as the seductive yet quirky clown succubus. Along with Killjoy, the character designs of Batty Boop, Punchy, and Freakshow are incredibly unique and memorable. There’s also a great mix of horror and dark comedy sprinkled throughout.

    Unfortunately, the film sadly falls into the traps of many of the more recent Full Moon films. For one, the main actors playing the college kids are flat and not as memorable as the villains. Jessica Whitaker does put in the most effort compared to everyone else, though Spiral Jackson has some fun moments. Also, even for a movie by Full Moon, the production design is remarkably cheap, and the sets look flimsy. From what I understand, filming took place at a Chinese studio, which might explain the inferior quality. There’s also the occasional digital effect, but they add to the cheesy quality and mix in with some decent practicals. At an hour and eighteen minutes, the movie flies by quickly and will make a decent time killer. Overall, Killjoy 3 isn’t quite the return to the glory days of Full Moon Features, but it’s a good time.

     

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  • Transformations (1988)

    Transformations (1988)

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    Jay Kamen was an assistant story editor at American International Pictures when he got a call from producer Bob Wynn. Wynn served as a producer on Cellar Dweller for Charles Band’s Empire Pictures and needed a director. Kamen made a short film that won awards at the Miami Film Festival and the Festival of Festivals in Houston. Since this would be his first feature-length film, Kamen took the job and flew out to Rome for a meeting. He met with Charles Band, who gave him a script written by Mitch Brian, who previously wrote 1987’s Night Screams. The screenplay was about a space parasite that infects the lead and quickly spreads as an allegory for AIDS. Kamen cast Rex Smith for the lead role because he was a fan of his from The Pirates of Penzance. Armed with a small budget, Kamen filmed Transformations in the Empire Studios in Rome.

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    Synopsis

    Wolfgang Shadduck (Rex Smith) is a smuggler floating through space when a mysterious creature invades his ship. The alien shapeshifts into a beautiful woman (Pamela Prati), who seduces him and infects him with a deadly virus. In addition, the creature damages the ship, forcing it to crash land on a nearby prison planet. Wolfgang is recovered and nursed back to health by the prison doctor Miranda (Lisa Langlois), who immediately falls for him. Meanwhile, a group of prisoners – Calihan (Christopher Neame), Antonia (Cec Verrell), and Stephens (Michael Hennessy) – hatch an escape plan. They plan on taking Wolfgang hostage and forcing him to use his ship so they can escape the prison planet. Unfortunately, the disease starts consuming Wolfgang, turning him into a sex-crazed mutant who goes on a rampage. Will Wolfgang be cured, will the prisoners successfully escape, and where did the alien come from in the first place?

     

    Review

    With Transformations, it’s a movie that will be hard to review since not much happens in its 80-minute runtime. The opening scene checks off all the boxes of low-budget science-fiction: gratuitous nudity, weird-looking creatures, and minimal set design. Once Wolfgang’s ship crashes on the prison planet, the film grinds to a halt until roughly the last half hour. The production design is surprisingly decent in this movie’s defense, considering this was towards the end of Empire Pictures. Jay Kamen does a decent job for a first-time director, though most of the camerawork is substandard. With the creature effects, John Carl Buechler’s assistant William Butler does some good work considering the limited resources. Admittedly, we don’t see the whole alien creature except for the beginning and near the movie’s end. Aside from that, there are some decently gross prosthetics and gory death scenes sprinkled throughout.

    Rex Smith makes a decent lead, though he doesn’t come off as a believable space smuggler like Han Solo. Lisa Langlois is alright as the female lead, though her dialogue sounds cliche, and there’s not much chemistry with Smith. Neame and Verrell are okay, but their characters aren’t that interesting, though Hennessy seems to be trying too hard. Despite his brief scenes, Patrick Macnee takes the material seriously and gives a performance that’s too good for this movie. The prison planet could’ve offered many opportunities, but the film doesn’t do much with this setting. Additionally, not much is explained, such as where the creature who infected Wolfgang came from or its ultimate demise. Despite these questions, this is a decent throwaway sci-fi monster movie that’ll at least kill some time. Overall, Transformations is fairly forgettable but it’s still worth a watch for Empire/Full Moon completionists.

     

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  • Evil Bong (2006)

    Evil Bong (2006)

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    While having dinner with his two youngest sons, Charles Band tossed around the idea of a weed movie. His mindset was to make a wacky stoner movie about a bong that teleports people to an alternate dimension. Essentially, he just wanted an excuse to, as he described it, “silliness and naked chicks,” so production got rolling. Since Band loved the idea of crossovers, he decided to add characters from previous Full Moon movies. He included characters from classics like Trancers and Demonic Toys and newer movies, The Gingerdead Man and Doll Graveyard. Because of the subject matter, they hired Tommy Chong to make a small appearance in the movie. The movie is also notable for being cinematographer Mac Ahlberg’s last credit before his passing in 2012. After a brief 7-day shooting period, Evil Bong made its way onto video store shelves in 2006.

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    Synopsis

    Nerdy college student Alistair McDowell (David Weidoff) has just moved into a new apartment with drop-out Larnell (John Patrick Jordan). Larnell lives with his two roommates, the stereotypical surfer Bachman (Mitch Eakins) and the stereotypical jock Brett (Brian Lloyd). Except for Alistair, all the guys are stoners, and Larnell decides to buy a new bong from a local listing. Supposedly, the original owner of the bong claimed it had supernatural powers and was cursed, but they smoke it anyway. After hitting the bong, each guy ends up in another world where demonic strippers kill them. The bong grows stronger with each new victim and starts reverting to its original look. Soon enough, the original owner, Jimbo Leary (Tommy Chong), arrives to destroy the bong and rid humanity of its evil. It’s one hell of a trip as our heroes must contend with Eebee (Michelle Mais), the Evil Bong!

     

    Review

    Going into this movie, you’ll know whether or not you’ll enjoy it based on the title. If your first reaction upon hearing Evil Bong is to groan, you’ll want to avoid this. This film scrapes the bottom of the barrel, even by Full Moon standards, compared to movies like Subspecies and Dollman. Still, unlike Puppet Master: The Legacy, this at least is a whole movie instead of a glorified highlight reel. You can tell this is a far cry from the Paramount era just by how cheap this movie looks. There’s only a handful of characters, most of it takes place on one set, and the puppet’s mouth doesn’t move. Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if most of the movie’s budget went to having Tommy Chong and Bill Mosely appear. I’m sure whatever was left was used to get Tim Thomerson to show up for one scene.

    Tommy Chong seems to be having fun swinging a chainsaw at the titular bong to his credit. He delivers the usual stoned-out performance you would expect from his Cheech & Chong movies or That 70s Show. Sadly, the same sentiment can’t be said for the rest of the actors, who range from mediocre to stiff. Instead of playing three-dimensional characters, each cast member plays the most exaggerated stereotype you can think of. For instance, Mitch Eakins is playing a dollar-store version of Dante from Grandma’s Boy, which came out the same year. Weidoff seems miscast as Alistair, looking less like a nerd and more like a jock who’s dressed like a nerd. In fairness, this movie isn’t trying to be anything more than a dumb stoner horror-comedy for what it’s worth. Overall, Evil Bong is far from Full Moon’s peak, but there are worse ways to kill 90 minutes.

     

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