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  • The New York Ripper (1982)

    The New York Ripper (1982)

    [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ admin_label=”section” _builder_version=”4.16″ global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_row column_structure=”2_3,1_3″ admin_label=”row” _builder_version=”4.16″ background_size=”initial” background_position=”top_left” background_repeat=”repeat” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_column type=”2_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ custom_padding=”|||” global_colors_info=”{}” custom_padding__hover=”|||”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.18.0″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”]Italian filmmaker Lucio Fulci started his career in the 1950s, mostly directing comedies, musicals, and Spaghetti Westerns. However, in 1969, he switched to horror, beginning with the Giallo film One on Top of the Other. In 1979, Fulci directed Zombi 2, aka Zombie, which forever cemented him as a name in the horror genre. He later made his “Gates of Hell” trilogy: City of the Living DeadThe Beyond, and House by the Cemetery. Around this time, writers Gianfranco Clerici and Vincenzo Mannino wrote a script about a killer with Progeria. While initially written for Ruggero Deodato to direct, Lucio Fulci took over and rewrote the script with Dardano Sacchetti. Though many of Fulci’s previous works were controversial, this one would become the most controversial even to this day. In March 1982, The New York Ripper premiered in Italy before getting a limited US release in 1984.
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    Synopsis

    After a severed hand is found by a local, NYC Lieutenant Fred Williams (Jack Hedley) starts investigating the murder. He interviews the victim’s landlady, Mrs. Weissburger (Babette New), who regularly spies on her tenants, including the victim. According to Mrs. Weissburger, the victim got a call from a mysterious stranger who talked with a Donald Duck voice. Soon enough, more women, including a young cyclist and a sex show performer, wind up dead. As the murders continue, Williams keeps getting phone calls from the duck-voiced killer, taunting him about the deaths. One would-be victim, Fay (Almanta Suska), tells Williams that the killer was a scruffy-looking man with two missing fingers. This information pins the murder on Mickey Scellenda (Howard Ross), a Greek immigrant with a history of sexual assault. However, Williams gets another call from the ripper, letting him know the killings will continue until they stop him.

     

    Review

    Lucio Fulci is known for his excessive use of blood and gore, and The New York Ripper is no exception. The kills are even more brutal because of their sexual nature, including stabbing a broken bottle into a woman’s crotch. According to co-writer Dardano Sacchetti, much of the sexual content was added in by Fulci. Also, Sacchetti claimed that Fulci “nurtures a profound sadism towards women,” which has led to much of the film’s controversy. Many critics have labeled this film as being misogynist and shameful due to how the primary victims are women. On the one hand, I can see where they’re coming from, especially with some of the dialogue sprinkled in. On the other hand, the killer isn’t meant to be sympathetic, nor is the audience supposed to root for him. Considering past serial killers have primarily targeted women, it’s more a reflection of real-world events.

    This movie is a prime example of what I call the “New York sleaze era” between the 70s and 80s. This was a period filled with low-budget exploitation films that showed off the sleaze of 42nd Street before its gentrification. It’s a sort of dirty, gritty, and raw feeling that we don’t see anymore with today’s sanitized, safe movies. Francesco De Masi’s score adds to the sleazy feeling with its upbeat tones and fast tempo. As with many Giallos, all the main characters have significant flaws, such as the lieutenant hooking up with prostitutes. Admittedly, the final reveal is pretty apparent, and the explanation they give is thrown haphazardly at the end. This movie isn’t for everyone, but if you enjoy your horror films with some sleaze, this is for you. Overall, The New York Ripper is a viciously sleazy Giallo that succeeds at what it sets out to do.

     

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  • The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)

    The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)

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    With the rise in popularity of slasher films, feminist writer Rita Mae Brown wrote a screenplay called Sleepless Nights. Brown originally wrote the script as a parody of slashers, but New World Pictures chose to make it serious. Around this time, Amy Holden Jones worked as an editor for Roger Corman on movies like Hollywood Boulevard. While she found success as an editor and even got a job editing E.T., she wanted to go into directing. Jones turned to Roger Corman for a chance to be a director, who gave her a copy of Brown’s script. Under the title Don’t Open the Door, Jones rewrote the script and and shot the first eight pages. Corman was so impressed that he gave Jones a $200,000 budget to film the entire screenplay, which took 38 days. Now titled The Slumber Party Massacre, the movie premiered in Los Angeles in September 1982.

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    Synopsis

    When her parents leave for a trip, high school senior Trish Deveraux (Michelle Michaels) decides to throw a slumber party. She invites her friends Kim Clarke (Debra Deliso), Jackie Cassidy (Andree Honore), and Diane (Gina Mari) to the party. Little do they know that mental patient Russ Thorn (Michael Villella) has escaped and is going on a killing spree. Armed with a portable power drill, he kills a telephone worker and a high school student named Linda (Brinke Stevens). That night, the girls go to Trish’s house for the party while new girl Valerie (Robin Stille) babysits her sister. Unfortunately, the party goes wrong when the pizza delivery guy arrives with his eyes drilled out by Russ. The girls arm themselves while local guys Jeff (David Millbern) and Neil (Joseph Alan Johnson) go for help. Unfortunately, they die by Russ’ drill, so it’s up to the girls to stop him.

     

    Review

    Admittedly, The Slumber Party Massacre is a reasonably standard slasher film on the surface, but there’s more to it. While the producers stripped away much of the satire, there are still remnants left that are effective. There are some clever sight gags and moments where the filmmakers reverse the typical roles in slasher films. It shows that women can direct an effective slasher like their male counterparts, such as John Carpenter and Sean Cunningham. Sure, there’s plenty of nudity and blood for the typical audience, but it shows women can make this movie, too. Director Amy Holden Jones creates compelling suspense and tension with subtle camera moments, harsh shadows, and blurry perspectives. Michelle Michaels makes for a likable final girl, though the late Robin Stille stands out as the timid new girl. Her scenes with Jennifer Meyers as her younger sister are highlights of the film.

    While much of the film is comedic, Michael Villella plays the part of the killer with the utmost seriousness. He’s a man of few words, primarily relying on facial expressions and body movements to make himself compelling. When he does talk in the third act, he delivers his line with such intensity and mad glee. Even though there’s not much to his backstory, Thorn is an effective slasher with his signature power drill. Speaking of the power drill, it works as the film’s central symbolism, that of the fear of sex. Given the shots of Thorn with the power drill between his legs, the symbolism is pretty on the nose. At 76 minutes in length, the movie is tightly paced and gets in and out without much padding. Overall, The Slumber Party Massacre is entertaining as a straight slasher and a satire of the subgenre.

     

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  • Tenebre (1982)

    Tenebre (1982)

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    In the annals of Italian horror cinema, Dario Argento is one of the most celebrated filmmakers in the genre. In the early 1970s, Argento made a name for himself directing “giallos,” which were Italian murder mysteries with excessive gore. Some of his works included The Bird with the Crystal Plumage, The Cat o’ Nine Tails, and Deep Red. In 1977, he directed what’s considered his most famous film, the supernatural horror film Suspiria, which was remade in 2019. Argento followed this up with the 1980 supernatural horror film Inferno, which wasn’t as successful as its predecessor. Due to the film underperforming, Argento decided to return to his roots with a new Giallo. He based the film on real-life experiences, namely being harassed by a stalker and seeing the violence in the news. After a ten-week shoot in Rome, Dario Argento’s Tenebre hit theaters worldwide amidst a slew of controversies.

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    Synopsis

    American horror writer Peter Neal (Anthony Franciosa) is touring Italy to promote his latest book, Tenebre. His agent Bullmer (John Saxon) and his assistant Anne (Daria Nicolodi) are accompanying him, but his trip hits a snag. After a local girl dies, the killer sends Peter a letter saying his books inspired the killing. Detective Giermani (Giuliano Gemma) and his partner Altieri (Carola Stagnaro) are on the case and watching Peter. Meanwhile, the murders continue, including a lesbian journalist named Tilde (Mirella D’Angelo) and her lover Marion (Mirella Banti). Peter suspects TV interviewer Christiano Berti (John Steiner) of the murders, but he gets killed with an ax. As the killings continue, Peter wants to leave Italy and take a short vacation, though Bullmer wants him to stay. Who is this mysterious killer, why are they obsessed with Peter’s work, and who will be the next victim?

     

    Review

    Even though it’s not as well-known as movies like Suspiria, I’d argue that Tenebre is one of Argento’s best works. Like many of Argento’s works, the violence is as beautiful as it is horrific, which isn’t easy to do. Unlike other Italian directors who go for the jugular and make the violence savage, Argento presents the violence artistically. For instance, there’s a scene where a woman’s arm gets cut off, and a fountain of blood sprays out. How Argento handles the scene, it looks like she’s painting the walls with her blood, contrasting the white with red. For historical context, Tenebre ended up on the UK’s Video Nasties list, which included Bloody MoonAbsurd, and Antropophagus. It’s easy to see why given how vicious the kills are here, even by Argento’s standards. You almost get the feeling Argento uses violence to lash out at his critics.

    Acting-wise, everyone does a good job, with Franciosa and Saxon, in particular, standing out, though Gemma and Nicolodi are memorable. While Argento claims that Franciosa was one of the most challenging actors he’s worked with, he still comes off likable. Saxon is particularly noteworthy as the sleazy literary agent who cares more about the book tour than the murders. While there’s not much to her character, Daria Nicolodi has decent chemistry with Franciosa and they work well together. Another highlight of the movie is the score composed by Goblin members Claudio Simonetti, Fabio Pignatelli, and Massimo Morante. It’s very upbeat and lively and fits with the tone with its blend of rock and disco. Admittedly, the story can be confusing, and the ending comes out of nowhere, but that’s typical of Italian horror. Overall, Tenebre is a stylishly violent giallo with memorable kills, exciting characters, and a great score.

     

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  • Puppet Master: Axis of Evil (2010)

    Puppet Master: Axis of Evil (2010)

    [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ admin_label=”section” _builder_version=”4.16″ global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_row column_structure=”2_3,1_3″ admin_label=”row” _builder_version=”4.16″ background_size=”initial” background_position=”top_left” background_repeat=”repeat” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_column type=”2_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ custom_padding=”|||” global_colors_info=”{}” custom_padding__hover=”|||”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.17.6″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”]After the release of Puppet Master: The Legacy in 2003, Charles Band agreed that the series was in turmoil. Having rebranded his company as Full Moon Features, Band announced several sequels to past series in 2008. One of the sequels announced was a new Puppet Master movie that returned to Part 3’s WWII setting. To that end, Band hired series veteran David DeCoteau to direct and writer Dominic Muir for the screenplay. Like Killjoy 3, this entry would be filmed at ACE Studios in Foshan, Guangdong, China, founded by co-producer Henry Luk. In place of the original “Videozone,” Charles Band introduced the “Vidcasts,” a series of behind-the-scenes videos fans could follow along. Fans were cautious about whether or not this would live up to the prime era of Full Moon. After having its 2009 release pushed back, Puppet Master: Axis of Evil was released on DVD and Blu-Ray in 2010.

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    Synopsis

    At the Bodega Bay Inn in 1939, young carpenter Danny Coogan (Levi Fiehler) witnesses two Nazi spies entering Toulon’s room. The spies, Max (Tom Sandoval) and Klaus (Aaron Riber), find that Toulon killed himself and leave the hotel empty-handed. After they go, Danny finds Toulon’s puppet trunk hidden away and takes it back home with him. Meanwhile, Max and Klaus reconvene with Japanese saboteur Lady Ozu (Ada Chao), who plans to destroy an American manufacturing plant. Danny’s girlfriend Beth (Jenna Gallaher) at the plant works in the office and gets roped into the sabotaging plot. Soon enough, the Nazis kill Danny’s mother and brother, holding Beth hostage in a Chinese opera house. The Nazis are interested in Toulon’s secret to bringing the dead back to life, which is how the puppets move. With help from Blade, Pinhead, Tunneler, Leech Woman, Jester, and a Ninja puppet, Danny must stop the Nazis.

     

    Review

    While it doesn’t quite live up to Puppet Master III: Toulon’s RevengePuppet Master: Axis of Evil is decent. For their low budget, the filmmakers managed to produce a movie that doesn’t look half bad. DeCoteau takes full advantage of the Chinatown locations and injects plenty of fog and shadows to add a noir look. Admittedly, it’s evident in the opening when they cut between the stock footage and the new footage. Still, the attention to detail is impressive, and the recreation of Toulon’s room, in particular, is solid. Also, the new score from longtime composer Richard Band is excellent, mixing the original music with a new track. Though David Allen’s stop-motion is sorely missed, the puppet effects look pretty good, though some of the movements are jerky. Also, adding a new ninja puppet is a nice touch that fits with the regulars.

    Performance-wise, the cast generally does a good job, though there are some that stick out in a wrong way. Levi Fiehler is likable as a young man who wants to serve his country despite his condition. Jenna Gallaher is solid as his love interest Beth, and Taylor M. Graham stands out as Danny’s older brother. When it comes to the villains, the acting ranges from good to awful, though not without some caveats. Tom Sandoval is easily the best of the villains, while Ada Chao gives a very stilted and unnatural performance. I’m unsure if it’s because she doesn’t speak English and had to learn her lines phonetically, but it sounds awful. At slightly under 90 minutes, there isn’t a ton of filler, and it gets the job done relatively quickly. Overall, Puppet Master: Axis of Evil isn’t one of the best, but it’s not one of the worst either.

     

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  • Zombie Island Massacre (1984)

    Zombie Island Massacre (1984)

    [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ admin_label=”section” _builder_version=”4.16″ global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_row column_structure=”2_3,1_3″ admin_label=”row” _builder_version=”4.16″ background_size=”initial” background_position=”top_left” background_repeat=”repeat” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_column type=”2_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ custom_padding=”|||” global_colors_info=”{}” custom_padding__hover=”|||”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.17.6″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”]Born in Newark in 1922, John N. Carter has worked as an editor in the film industry since the 1960s. His first credit was the 1968 sports movie Paper Lion, directed by Alex Marsh with Alan Alda and Lauren Hutton. He also edited the 1972 film The Hearbreak Kid, which earned Oscar nominations for actors Eddie Albert and Jeannie Berlin. Carter got a BAFTA award nomination for best editing for his work on Milos Forman’s 1971 film Taking Off. In the early 1980s, Carter got the chance to direct his first feature film, originally titled The Last Picnic. The film gained notable publicity for starring Rita Jenrette, who made headlines after having sex on the Capitol steps. Filming took place in Jamaica for five weeks, from January to March 1983, and Troma picked up the distribution rights. Before its 1984 release, Troma changed the title to Zombie Island Massacre.

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    Synopsis

    A group of American tourists is vacationing in the Caribbean and decide to stop at a nearby island. The local tour guide (Dennis Stephenson) takes them to St. Marie to witness a live voodoo ritual. The voodoo priest (Trevor Reid) uses goat blood to bring a dead man back from the grave before dispatching him. As the group returns to their bus, they find that the driver is gone, and there’s blood everywhere. With few options available, they decide to hold up in a nearby house until help hopefully arrives. Unfortunately, a group of locals starts swarming the place and picking off the tourists. Heads get chopped off, bodies get stabbed, and machetes make direct contact with people’s faces. But who will make it out alive as these unlucky tourists try to survive the zombie island massacre? However, not everything is as it seems on this island.

     

    Review

    To get this out of the way, the title Zombie Island Massacre isn’t entirely false, but it’s still a lie. There is an island and a massacre (kind of), but there aren’t any zombies or at least traditional ones. We get voodoo zombies, but even that’s a stretch since we only get the one ritual scene. The movie plays more like a slasher film than a zombie film, from the body count to the death scenes. The fact that Harry Manfredini, composer of the Friday the 13th movies, recycled his score adds to it. Even then, the kills aren’t all that interesting, as most occur offscreen with little to no suspense. There is a surprisingly decent decapitation where the head moves a bit before dying, but that’s about it. Aside from that, it’s primarily dull scenes of people sitting around doing nothing and talking nonsense.

    Most of the acting is pretty sub-standard, with everyone doing the bare minimum with their performances. Rita Jenrette does her best with the bit of material she has to work with. Granted, the filmmakers most likely hired her because she could do nudity, which there’s plenty of here. To John N. Carter’s credit, the direction is pretty solid, and they took full advantage of the filming locations. Also, there are some genuinely funny moments, but whether they’re amusing on purpose is anyone’s guess. In addition to Manfredini’s score, there’s a pretty catchy reggae song on the soundtrack that’s worth a listen. Still, these few positive aspects can’t compensate for the viewing experience’s dullness. The movie is an endurance test best enjoyed with friends and drinks at an hour and twenty-eight minutes. Overall, Zombie Island Massacre isn’t awful, but there are much better slasher/zombie films you could be watching instead.

     

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  • The Alchemist (1983)

    The Alchemist (1983)

    [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_row column_structure=”2_3,1_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_column type=”2_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.17.6″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”]Between 1979 and 1984, Charles Band struggled to make a name for himself in the film industry. His producing partners Irwin Yablans and Joseph Wolf ousted Band from Meda Home Entertainment, which he helped establish in 1978. Around this time, Charles got involved with producer Billy Fine and his company Ideal Films. He and producer Lawrence Applebaum were working on a project with director Craig Mitchell that wasn’t going well. About halfway through the shoot, Fine and Applebaum decided to hire Band to replace Mitchell as the director. Charles brought regulars like Ted Nicolaou, J Larry Carroll, Steve Neill, Paul Gentry, and his brother Richard. Despite being shot in 1981, it wasn’t released in the UK until 1983 and in the US in 1985. It wasn’t until March 1986 that The Alchemist got a wide theatrical release in the United States.

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    Synopsis

    In 1871, the alchemist Aaron (Robert Ginty) saw a dark wizard, DelGatto (Robert Glaudini), seducing his wife, Anna. Aaron tries stopping DelGatto only to stab his wife accidentally, which curses him to live forever as a monster. Cut to 1955, where Lenora (Lucinda Dooling) has quit her waitress job and is driving through the desert. Along the way, she picks up hitchhiker Cameron (John Sanderford) when she starts experiencing weird flashes of DelGatto. Elsewhere, Aaron stalks the nearby woods as a monster while his elderly daughter Esther (Viola Kates Stimpson) cares for him. Soon enough, Aaron and Lenora cross paths, and it turns out she’s the reincarnation of his late wife, Anna. With DelGatto hot on their trail, they decide to team up to free Aaron of his curse and stop DelGatto. It’s the ultimate magical duel as the dark wizard clashes with the alchemist!

     

    Review

    Having now seen The Alchemist, I fully understand why the film took so long to get a release. It’s because this is one of the most boring movies I’ve ever seen, and that’s saying a lot. The movie has a decent, albeit goofy, beginning and some solid opening credits, but everything grinds to a halt afterward. Most of the film centers on two bland leads that offer nothing of substance and barely progress the story. Every so often, we’ll cut back to Robert Ginty struggling with his curse, which is mildly interesting. Robert Ginty’s performance is way too good for this movie, especially coming off the wildly entertaining vigilante film, The Exterminator. Speaking of things being way too good, Richard Band’s score is epic, bombastic, and belongs in a better fantasy film. Plus, the finale offers some decent creature and gore effects, but that’s about it.

    As easy as it would be to criticize Charles Band as a director, I can’t blame him, considering the circumstances. Unlike Parasite 3DMetalstorm, or Trancers, this was a work-for-hire job rather than something he had invested in making. It doesn’t help that much of the nighttime footage is so physically dark that it’s hard to tell what’s happening. That might explain why cinematographer Andrew W. Friend only has one other credit to his name, 1982’s The Concrete Jungle. Honestly, there’s not much else I can talk about, considering what little happens during its one-hour and eighteen-minute runtime. It might be worth a watch for curious onlookers and Charles Band completionists, but it’s best avoided otherwise. Granted, Charles Band may not have started Empire Pictures without this movie, so there’s that at least. Overall, The Alchemist is a dull excuse for a fantasy-horror film that’s better left forgotten.

     

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  • The First Turn-On!! (1983)

    The First Turn-On!! (1983)

    [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ admin_label=”section” _builder_version=”4.16″ global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_row column_structure=”2_3,1_3″ admin_label=”row” _builder_version=”4.16″ background_size=”initial” background_position=”top_left” background_repeat=”repeat” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_column type=”2_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ custom_padding=”|||” global_colors_info=”{}” custom_padding__hover=”|||”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.17.6″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”]By the early 1980s, Troma wasn’t the only studio producing sex comedies as Hollywood soon followed in their wake. In 1982, 20th Century Fox released Bob Clark’s Porky’s, which became the fifth highest-grossing film of the year. This success led to a wave of teen sex comedies, including Risky BusinessBachelor Party, The Last American Virgin, etc. Seeing this as the end of their run, Lloyd Kaufman and Michael Herz decided to produce one more sex comedy. For inspiration, Herz remembered how he met his wife while attending summer camp as a child. Since summer camp is a time most people remember fondly, they chose to base their movie around that. With their small cast and crew, they filmed in parts of New York and Pennsylvania for this summer camp romp. After screening at Cannes in May 1983, The First Turn-On made its way onto screens that November.

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    Synopsis

    It’s the last day of summer at Camp Big-Tee-Pee, and the kids can’t wait to go home. Before that, hippie counselor Michelle Farmer (Georgia Harrell) takes some of the campers on a hiking trip. Four campers – Mitch (Michael Sanville), Henry (Googy Gress), Danny (John Flood), and Annie (Heidi Miller) – decide to break off. They go to a remote cave to smoke some marijuana, only for Michelle to catch them in the act. Unfortunately, a freak landslide causes a cave-in, trapping our stoned-out campers and their counselor with little hope of escape. To pass the time, they decide to each tell the story of how they lost their virginity. Mitch talks about losing it to a hooker, Danny meeting his dream girl, and Annie frolicking in a barn. As further hijinks ensue at the camp, our five heroes recount how they had their first turn-on!

     

    Review

    While Lloyd Kaufman considers Stuck on You the best of the sex comedies, fans say The First Turn-On is superior. As ambitious as the previous movie was, I agree with the fans who prefer this one over the last three. Like the previous film, this one is an anthology movie, but the stories here actually involve the central characters. Because of this, the stories feel more personal instead of random sketches with nothing relevant to the overall narrative. However, one problem with this film is that it frequently cuts away to what’s happening at camp. These scenes hardly further the story and feel like they’re out of a completely different movie. What we get is a weird cross between a summer camp movie and a sex anthology you’d find on Cinemax. It doesn’t help that, without spoiling too much, the stories ultimately have an unsatisfying payoff.

    The acting is about what you’d expect from this kind of film, with everyone constantly mugging for the camera. While most of the cast is relatively unknown, there are a few stand-outs for Troma fans. Mark Torgl, who later played Melvin in The Toxic Avenger, has a memorable role as a disgusting ex-lover of Michelle. Speaking of, one of the mayor’s goons in that film was actor Al Pia, who played the camp director here. Probably the biggest name here is a then-unknown Vincent D’Onofrio, four years before his iconic role in Full Metal Jacket. While he’s only on-screen briefly, you can see some of the manic energy he’d bring to the Kubrick classic. There’s so much nudity, crass humor, and tasteless gags that it becomes overkill, which might be why they stopped. Overall, The First Turn-On is arguably the best of the four, but it’s more of the same.

     

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  • Shrunken Heads (1994)

    Shrunken Heads (1994)

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    Synopsis

    Tommy Larson (Aeryk Egan) is a good-natured kid who spends time hanging with his pal Bill Turner (Bo Sharon). They also make friends with the new kid Freddie Thompson (Darris Love), through their shared love of comic books. Unfortunately, the boys are the targets of a local gang called The Vipers, led by Vinnie Benedetti (A.J. Damato). It turns out that Vinnie is working for local mob boss Big Moe (Meg Foster) and wants to prove himself. However, Vinnie gets in trouble when the boys videotape his gang and try stealing money slips from Moe. Vinne kills the boys to prove his loyalty, but the local witch doctor Mr. Sumatra (Julius Harris) has his plans. Sumatra revives the boys as shrunken heads with unique abilities to exact revenge on their killers and destroy evil. But as Tommy, Bill, and Freddie follow Sumatra’s order, their humanity starts to fade.

     

    Review

    Reportedly, this was going to be Full Moon’s first theatrical release, and I can see it doing reasonably well. Compared to most other Full Moon projects around this time, Shrunken Heads is easily one of their most ambitious. It looks incredible for a film that cost $800,000, thanks to the production design and Richard Elfman’s direction. Elfman gives the movie a distinct comic book style mixed with some film noir elements circa the 1940s. There are also some impressive miniatures used to create cityscapes, and a motorized motion camera help bring them to life. Everyone from the kids to the veteran does a fantastic job, with Meg Foster and Julius Harris being the highlights. Foster is believable as an androgynous gangster who exhibits all the familiar traits while subverting them. This movie was Harris’ last film role before his death in 2004, and he made the most of it.

    Egan, Sharon, and Love work as friends, just trying to have fun while dodging the bullies and navigating the streets. A.J. Damato has fun as the stereotypical greaser bully, though he has moments where he doubts what he’s doing. Rebecca Herbst also does a solid job as Tommy’s love interest Sally, and she has terrific chemistry with Egan. Once the boys become the shrunken heads, it becomes a free-for-all as they fly around and exact their revenge. Admittedly, this is where the film’s lack of budget shows, namely in the compositing shots of the heads flying. The sequences are about on par with the compositing in Dollman, and they add to the film’s campy charm. Adding to that charm is the appropriately haunting theme by Danny Elfman and the eerie score by Richard Band. Overall, Shrunken Heads is an underrated gem in Full Moon’s catalog worth checking out.

     

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  • Pieces (1982)

    Pieces (1982)

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    After graduating from the Madrid Film School, aspiring filmmaker Juan Piquer Simon directed 1964’s España Violenta, aka Violent Spain. The short was about the Spanish Civil War and was so controversial that the fascist government had Simon arrested. In 1977, Simon made his first fictional film, Where Time Began, based on the novel by Jules Verne. The film received US distribution through American International Pictures, where Simon met producers Samuel Arkoff and Dick Randall. Simon continued working with Randall on movies like Supersonic Man and Mystery on Monster Island, another Jules Verne adaptation. It was the early 1980s, and slasher films like Friday the 13th made huge profits at the box office. Wanting to capitalize on this, producers Randall and Steve Minasian asked Simon to direct a slasher film called Jigsaw. Simon agreed, and his first horror film, Pieces, premiered in Spain in 1982 and in the US in 1983.

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    Synopsis

    At a Boston college, a mysterious figure is stalking and killing various girls with a chainsaw in a gruesome fashion. Lt. Bracken (Christopher George) and his partner, Sgt Holden (Frank Braña), are hot on the case. They interview various staff members, including Dean Foley (Edmund Purdom) and Professor Brown (Jack Taylor), who they suspect is responsible. To help with the investigation, Bracken enlists local student Kendall (Ian Sera) and former tennis player Mary Riggs (Linda Day). After each murder, the killer takes various body parts off his victims, such as their arms and legs. As the body count continues, numerous suspects begin to emerge, including the groundskeeper Willard (Paul L. Smith). Who is this mysterious co-ed killer, and why are they taking pieces of their victims? Also, who randomly attacks people in the middle of the night because of lousy chop suey?

     

    Review

    While American slasher films like The Prowler and The Burning were gruesome, Pieces takes it to a new level. The kills have a vicious quality that could only come from foreign slasher films, both in gore and tone. From the schoolgirl getting decapitated with a chainsaw to the reporter getting a knife through her mouth, they’re something else. The filmmakers manage to make the kills insanely bloody in a cartoonish way while mixing in some genuine sleaze. In one of the film’s most infamous kills, the victim urinates herself right before getting sliced in half. The movie works in some Giallo qualities, namely the cloaked figure with black gloves and how everyone is a suspect. Everyone has unique qualities that make them stand out and give you reasons to think they might be guilty. Could it be the neurotic professor, the womanizing student, or the standoffish dean?

    The late great Christopher George, who was the gym coach in the movie Graduation Day, is terrific as always. He has enough charisma and smartass quips to make him believable as a cop, and his scenes are a treat. Character actor Edmund Purdom from Absurd does a good job playing an unassuming dean that slowly reveals his dark secrets. Admittedly, Linda Day, aka Lynda Day George, is about as good at acting as she is at playing tennis. Also, it’s probably just the bad dubbing, but Ian Sera comes off a bit bland as the oddly womanizing Kendall. There are some dead spots during the film’s hour and twenty-five-minute runtime, but it never feels dull. It helps that the score, which is mainly composed of stock music, helps add a creepy feeling to the proceedings. Overall, Pieces is, like the tagline says, exactly what you think it is.

     

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  • Girls’ School Screamers (1986)

    Girls’ School Screamers (1986)

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    Being a fan of low-budget horror/science-fiction films from the 1950s-60s, John P. Finnegan wanted to make his own. He raised $100,000 from a group of friends to fund his independent project, but he didn’t know the technical side. For the crew, Finnegan held a talk at NYU to recruit film students to work on his new horror film. Under the title The Portrait, Finnegan gathered his cast and crew to film for four weeks in Philadelphia. Given that most of the cast and crew came out of film school, this would be their first professional credit. Since many horror movies back then had blood and gore, Finnegan avoided those to make his film stand out. After post-production wrapped, Finnegan took the film to New York, where Troma bought it for distribution. However, Troma edited new gore scenes into the movie and released it as Girls’ School Screamers.

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    Synopsis

    Seven students from Trinity College, an all-girls school, must stay at the Welles mansion to catalog an old art collection. Among them are Jackie (Mollie O’Mara), Elizabeth (Sharon Christopher), Kate (Mari Butler), Karen (Beth O’Malley), and Susan (Karen Krevitz). Alongside Adelle (Marcia Hinton) and Rosemary (Monica Antonucci), they work on cataloging with Sister Mary Urban (Vera Gallagher) watches them. That night, the girls hold a seance to contact Jennifer Welles, a former student who supposedly died in the mansion. Unfortunately, the seance seems to awaken some kind of ancient evil in the manor as the girls get picked off. Jackie’s boyfriend Paul (Peter Cosimano) and his friend Bruce (John Turner) arrive to help, but they too fall victim. After stumbling across a portrait of Jennifer, Jackie learns more about her and discovers a horrible secret about her death. But just who or what is killing her fellow students?

     

    Review

    While it’s not technically terrible, Girls’ School Screamers is a woefully uninteresting watch, which might be worse. Granted, it’s not as insufferable to sit through as Igor and the Lunatics, but it isn’t hilariously awful either. None of the girls stand out in any way, and you’ll have difficulty remembering their names. I had to go to the movie’s Wikipedia page to remind myself which girl was which. Also, once the girls get to the mansion, it grinds to a halt as they wander through the hallways. It’s not until the last 20 minutes or so that things start to pick up. Even then, it’s hard to care since nothing has happened for the previous 60 minutes. I can see what the filmmakers were going for in trying to create a suspenseful mystery/ghost story. Unfortunately, the execution leaves a lot to be desired.

    However, that’s not to say that this movie lacks any positive qualities, as there are a few noteworthy aspects. For one, the location they picked out looks excellent and almost feels like a character in its own right. There are also a few scenes where they build up plenty of suspense and tension to make them feel ominous. While some would view Troma’s reediting as backstabbing, I feel like the added gore scenes helped in the long run. These 28 seconds of violence caught my attention and got me invested in what was happening. Also, for all I said about the cast, it does feel like they’re trying their best as non-actors. Even if it’s not the most engaging film, you can tell the people behind it were putting in the effort. Overall, Girls’ School Screamers is a mess, but there are far worse ways to spend eighty-five minutes.

     

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