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  • Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)

    Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)

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    Synopsis

    After witnessing his parents’ murder as a baby, a wanderer known as The Chosen One (Steve Oedekerk) seeks vengeance. Along the way, he meets Master Tang (Hui Lou Chen), who agrees to train him after seeing his sentient tongue. The Chosen One also meets the incompetent Wimp Lo (Lau Kar-wing) and his future love interest, Ling (Ling Ling Tse). Soon, The Chosen One meets Master Pain (Fei Lung), aka Betty, who was responsible for his family’s death. Determined to match Betty’s prowess, namely taking Bō staff beatings, The Chosen One trains himself similarly but with little success. Despite warnings from the one-breasted Whoa (Jennifer Tung), The Chosen One hunts Betty and his henchmen down. Unfortunately, those closest to The Chosen One fall victim to Betty’s wrath, further motivating him to train properly. Will The Chosen One succeed in finding vengeance, or will Betty and The Evil Council conquer the world?

     

    Review

    Despite receiving largely negative reviews, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist has become a cult favorite, and I can see why. The style of comedy presented is a precursor to the randomness and eccentricity of Internet humor. You could say that Kung Pow: Enter the Fist walked so that YouTube Poop videos could run. While not all the jokes land, the film hits you with so many that you’re never bored. Your enjoyment of the movie comes down to whether or not you enjoy absurdist, occasionally childish, humor. Part of the film’s charm is its lack of mean-spiritedness and all-out shock humor in service of pure silliness. Like the best parody films, this one pays homage to its subject matter and pokes fun at the conventions. Even if some jokes fall flat, the ones that work make up for them and offer the biggest laughs.

    In addition to being in excellent shape, Steve Oedekerk’s inherent likability makes him a strong lead. Oedekerk also provided the dubbing, which he wrote to be as awkward and nonsensical as possible. The dubbing perfectly spoofs the trope of most martial arts films of the 70s that had unintentionally hilarious voiceovers. Since Jennifer Tung is the only female voice present, it’s even funnier to hear Oedekerk use his best female voice. I also have to give Oedekerk credit for not stooping to stereotypical humor, which a lesser filmmaker would’ve used. It’s also impressive how Oedekerk was able to integrate new footage with the old footage in a seamless way. Granted, some of the compositing sticks out badly, but the low-fi effects add to its charm. There’s also some dated CGI, but I can excuse it considering the $10 million budget.

    Returning to the subject of the film’s structure, describing the movie is difficult without discussing individual moments. It’s all over the place, from a battle with a CGI cow to a breakdancing extra in a fight scene. So much of the film shouldn’t work, but Oedekerk throws so much at the screen that it comes together. While I wouldn’t call this a comedy classic similar to Blazing Saddles or Caddyshack, it’s earned its cult status. Interestingly, this film tied with Master of Disguise for Most Painfully Unfunny Comedy at the Stinkers Bad Movie Awards. While humor is subjective, and some might not enjoy this, saying it’s on par with Dana Carvey’s failed starring vehicle. At 81 minutes, the film goes by fast without feeling rushed and never overstays its welcome. Overall, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist is a uniquely funny parody deserving of its cult following.

     

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  • Murder-Rock: Dancing Death (1984)

    Murder-Rock: Dancing Death (1984)

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    Synopsis

    Candice Norman (Olga Karlatos) oversees a dance routine managed by Margie (Geretta Geretta) at the Arts for the Living Center. While Margie tries her best, Candice complains that the dance troupe needs “more perfection,” becoming more domineering. They’re preparing for a huge TV show where only three dancers will be selected, so the pressure is mounting. Things take a turn for the worse when one of the dancers is found dead in the showers. Lieutenant Borges (Cosimo Cinieri) arrives to investigate the murder and immediately suspects someone at the dance academy is responsible. Meanwhile, Candice has recurring dreams of a mystery man (Ray Lovelock) chasing after her with a hairpin. As more dancers wind up dead, Borges suspects either Candice or academy director Dick Gibson (Claudio Cassinelli) as the killer. Who is killing the young dancers, and what do Candice’s dreams have to do with the murders?

     

    Review

    Unlike his earlier efforts, Murder-Rock: Dancing Death is probably Lucio Fulci’s most tame movie, which is saying a lot. 1982’s The New York Ripper featured groin stabbings, eyeballs slashed with razor blades, and explosive gunshots through the face. Here, the killer only uses a hairpin to stab his victims through the heart after they’ve been knocked out. Not that you need bloody, gruesome kills to make a good horror film, but you’d expect more from Fulci. Still, some of Fulci’s touches include trippy dream sequences, effective panning shots, and a moody atmosphere are here. Giuseppe Pinori’s cinematography emphasizes this dreamlike quality and adds to the mood with some great skyline shots. Keith Emerson’s score, while dated, does add some entertainment value thanks to its cheesiness, even if it can get repetitive. Even if it’s a mixed bag, the film has some good qualities that make it redeemable.

    While most of the cast is cannon fodder, the principal actors do a decent job. Olga Karlatos makes for a solid lead as she tries to make sense of the murders while maintaining the academy. Cosimo Cinieri is fun as the dry and sarcastic Lieutenant Borges, who immediately suspects everyone of being the killer. Though she has limited screen time, Geretta Geretta is enjoyable as the struggling choreographer clashing with Karlatos. Claudio Cassinelli, who sadly passed away a year after the film’s release, is entertaining as the sleazy academy director. As solid as the principal actors are, they’re not given much material to work with, so they feel one-dimensional. Many performances come off as wooden or stilted or wildly over-the-top and ridiculous to the point of parody. The lack of a cohesive narrative might be due to the film having four different writers, including Fulci.

    Considering this came after several gory splatter films that made him a name, it’s disappointing Fulci made this so tame. This might’ve been to avoid the backlash he received, especially since many ended up on The Video Nasties List. It doesn’t help that this came when giallos were dead and Italian genre films were declining. This was meant to start a new trilogy, but that never happened due to the film’s underperformance and Fulci’s health. It’s also interesting how the film crammed in many 80s tropes yet didn’t get a US release until the 90s. As much as I criticize this movie, there is some charm to be found, especially for giallo fans. I’d recommend this to Fulci completionists, but there are better options if you’re a newcomer. Overall, Murder-Rock: Dancing Death has merits and is worth watching for curiosity’s sake, but only if you’ve seen everything else.

     

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  • Satan’s Blade (1984)

    Satan’s Blade (1984)

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    Synopsis

    After a successful heist, bank robbers Ruth (Meg Greene) and Trish (Mary Seaman) lie low in the mountains. However, Ruth gets greedy and kills Trish to take her share, only to get slashed by a mysterious figure. Soon after, Tony (Tom Bongiorno) and his wife Lisa (Elisa R. Malinovitz) go to the same mountains for a vacation. Tony’s friend Al (Thomas Cue) and his wife Lil (Janeen Lowe) also stay in the cabin with them. Next door, there’s Stephanie (Stephanie Leigh Steel), Sue (Ramona Andrada), Rita (Diane Taylor), Marlene (Marti Neal), and Mary (Susan Bennett). Sheriff Ben (Fred Armond) and Officer Ski (Ski Mark Ford) are investigating the murders, though the locals have their suspicions. According to legend, a mountain man with a cursed knife possessed by a Native spirit stalks the mountains. Soon, the body count rises as the vacationers feel the wrath of Satan’s Blade!

     

    Review

    In my review of Splatter University, I said that I considered that the worst slasher I’ve reviewed so far. Having seen Satan’s Blade, I owe Richard Haines an apology because I’ve found one that’s even worse. Sure, SU had tons of boring filler, uninteresting characters, and bad acting, but it had a few bright spots. The same can’t be said for L. Scott Castillo Jr’s first and only directing credit, which is somehow more boring. Admittedly, the opening bank robbery is somewhat unique since it’s not the usual opening for a slasher. Unfortunately, the opening also serves as a taste for what’s to come – bad acting, poor writing, and amateur filmmaking. There’s also a trippy dream sequence partway into the movie where the young women get slashed by the mountain man. Sadly, those moments only make up 10 minutes of an otherwise boring 82 minutes.

    The rest of the runtime consists of the characters drinking, wandering around, talking endlessly, or trying to be dramatic. There’s a minor subplot where Tony almost cheats on Lisa with Stephanie, but that doesn’t go anywhere. Also, the inane dialogue between the young women rivals the talking scenes from Death Proof, and that had Kurt Russell. None of the cast members went on to do anything afterward, and it’s easy to see why. None of them can emote convincingly; they all sound flat, and none of them are ironically funny. The cinematographer Terry Kempf was the only one who seems to have had a successful career after this. He worked in the art department for movies like The AbyssSicarioLone SurvivorScream 2, and Tank Girl. It’s good to know that at least someone managed to work on better things after this.

    Even though he wasn’t a cinematographer in other movies, Kempf did a solid job capturing the scenery. Some beautiful shots of the mountains, forest, and snow look straight out of a nature documentary. I wonder if Castillo Jr. wanted to emulate The Shining in using the scenery to establish a sense of isolation. Unfortunately, like everything else, it doesn’t work and adds to the movie’s tedium and slow pacing. It doesn’t help that the slashing only happens an hour into the film, and even then, it’s done haphazardly. The ending is just as baffling, though it does have an interesting connection to the opening, so that’s appreciated. This movie is one I can only recommend to hardcore slasher fans, especially if you’re a completionist. Overall, Satan’s Blade is boring, poorly made, badly acted, and barely even a slasher film.

     

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  • Splatter University (1984)

    Splatter University (1984)

    [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ admin_label=”section” _builder_version=”4.16″ global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_row column_structure=”2_3,1_3″ admin_label=”row” _builder_version=”4.16″ background_size=”initial” background_position=”top_left” background_repeat=”repeat” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_column type=”2_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ custom_padding=”|||” global_colors_info=”{}” custom_padding__hover=”|||”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.27.0″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”]After graduating from NYU’s film school in 1979, aspiring filmmaker Richard W. Haines got his first job at Troma. He started as an assistant editor on Charles Kaufman’s Mother’s Day and was a sound editor on Lloyd Kaufman’s Waitress! Around this time, Haines began working on his directorial debut, a low-budget slasher called Thou Shalt Not Kill. With a budget of $50,000, filming took place around Mercy College and various other locations in New York. Filming wrapped in 1981, but the movie clocked in at 65 minutes, so Troma ordered reshoots to extend the length. Said reshoots were done the following year, including a prologue filmed at Bellevue Hospital, making the new runtime 78 minutes. Despite finishing in 1982, the film sat on the shelf for two years before premiering at Cannes in 1984. For its US premiere in July of that year, Troma retitled the movie to Splatter University.

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    Synopsis

    Three years have passed since an escaped mental patient killed a young teacher at St. Trinian’s College. Newly graduated Julie Parker (Forbes Riley) gets a job teaching at the school from the headmaster, Father Janson (Dick Biel). While there, Julie makes friends with fellow teachers Mark Hammond (Ric Randig) and Cynthia Lockey (Laura Gold). Unbeknownst to Julie, the psychotic patient is back and killing several of the students one by one. Cynthia believes that Mark is responsible, so she and Julie investigate, only to find nothing. Soon, Cynthia ends up murdered, prompting Julie to tell Father Janson that she’s quitting her teaching job. Unfortunately, the killer is still out there, and Julie doesn’t have anyone to turn to. She confides in Father Janson that Mark is the killer, but what Julie soon finds out will blow her mind. Will Julie survive or be in line next at Splatter University?

     

    Review

    At the time of my writing, Splatter University might be the weakest of the 1984 slashers I’ve reviewed. Aside from some campy moments and a few bloody kills, this movie has little to offer. Granted, what Richard Haines and his team accomplished with only $50,000 is impressive, if nothing else. The cinematography is decent, the gore effects are solid, if minimal, and the score is delightfully weird. However, one song plays almost constantly at the start of every scene and gets annoying fast. You can tell there were reshoots by all the filler with the students that didn’t have much impact. It doesn’t help that all the acting from the students is very wooden at best and obnoxious at worst. They’re the ultimate example of characters in a slasher that are just there for cannon fodder. It’s no wonder many of them didn’t act in anything else.

    That said, the cast has a few bright spots, namely Forbes Riley as the young, naive teacher Julie Parker. On top of being pretty, she does a great job playing an innocent teacher trying to stand up for herself. She and her landlord, Mrs. Bloom (Mary Ellen David), have funny back-and-forths that get weirdly gruesome. It’s easy to root for her, and she would’ve made a great final girl in a much better slasher. Dick Biel is another standout as the seemingly good-hearted Father Janson, who perfectly skirts the line between friendly and creepy. You can tell from his body language that something’s up with him, but you’re not sure what. Ric Randig and Laura Gold are also decent, but their characters don’t have much to do. Aside from them, the cast is mostly forgettable, just like the rest of the movie.

    As much as I dog on this movie, some entertaining moments make it seem like a parody. After the opening sequence, it cuts to three years later, followed by a title card for next semester, last Friday. The weird time jumps combined with the ridiculous dialogue make me think Haines was trying to make a comedy. Unfortunately, too many slow, filler scenes make it hard to enjoy as a comedy, even an ironic one. Also, as I alluded to earlier, there are some decent kills, including throat slashings and chest stabbings. Plus, there is a twist that I genuinely didn’t expect, so I have to give the movie points for that. Still, this is one that I can only recommend to hardcore slasher fans, as most newcomers will find it dull. Overall, Splatter University has a few highlights, but not enough to justify the dull pace, story, and acting.

     

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  • Fatal Games (1984)

    Fatal Games (1984)

    [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ admin_label=”section” _builder_version=”4.16″ global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_row column_structure=”2_3,1_3″ admin_label=”row” _builder_version=”4.16″ background_size=”initial” background_position=”top_left” background_repeat=”repeat” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_column type=”2_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ custom_padding=”|||” global_colors_info=”{}” custom_padding__hover=”|||”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.27.0″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”]Due to the Soviet-Afghan War, the U.S. led several countries to boycott the 1980 Olympics in Moscow. The boycott made international news, eventually leading the USSR to boycott the 1984 Summer Olympics in Los Angeles. With the slasher boom in full effect, many studios and would-be filmmakers wanted to capitalize on this trend. Rafael Buñuel and Christopher Mankiewicz, sons of surrealist filmmaker Luis Buñel and Oscar-winning filmmaker Joseph L. Mankiewicz, were among them. Around 1982, they brought on first-time writer/director Michael Elliot to helm a slasher film centered on The Olympics. Under the title The Killing Touch, filming took place around University High School and Aviation High School in California. Unfortunately, the movie had numerous production issues, including constant rewrites and a rushed 5-week shoot. After struggling to find distribution, the film had a limited theatrical release in 1984 under the new title Fatal Games.

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    Synopsis

    At the Falcon Academy of Athletics, young athletes are training for the Nationals, hoping to qualify for the Olympics. Overseeing the students is Dr. Jordine (Michael Elliot), who’s been administering steroids so they’ll outperform Russia and China. His assistant, Diane Paine (Sally Kirkland), objects to what they’re doing, but Jordine convinces her that it’s for the best. Things worsen when some athletes, such as gymnasts Nancy Wilson (Melissa Prophet) and Sue Allen Baines (Angela Bennett), go missing. Unbeknownst to anyone, a masked killer stalks the campus with a javelin, picking off the athletes one by one. Fellow gymnast Annie Rivers (Lynn Banashek) and her boyfriend Phil Dandrige (Sean Masterson) decide to investigate the disappearances. All the while, the other students struggle with interpersonal relationships, unrealistic expectations, and student-teacher relations. Who will be next, and who will take it all the way and survive these fatal games?

     

    Review

    Fatal Games is a pretty silly slasher, but it has some unique qualities that make it stand out. Setting it in an athletic school for Olympic hopefuls is a novel concept that isn’t the usual summer camp. Also, the killer has a distinctive look and a signature weapon that they stick with, even when killing someone underwater. It helps that almost every shot featuring the killer has them backlit, which makes them look more ominous. Plus, similar to how The Mutilator had a ridiculously catchy theme song, this one has a similarly infectious title track. It’s worth noting that the opening song was composed by Shuki Levy, who later founded Saban Entertainment with Haim Saban. There’s also an exciting climax that keeps you on edge, especially with the twist that adds a layer of cheese. Plus, there’s plenty of nudity, both male and female, to suit your tastes.

    Unfortunately, aside from a unique setting and a decent killer, this film offers little else. For one, the acting falls flat, though it doesn’t help that the cast doesn’t have great dialogue to work with. Future Oscar nominee Sally Kirkland performs well, though the filmmakers’ handling of her character is questionable. Spice Williams-Crosby is also a highlight as the likable Coach Drew, even though her character sleeps with a student. Sadly, Lynn Banashek, who only has one other credit to her name, is a weak and forgettable lead. The film tries to add character development, but none of the characters are interesting enough to warrant this. Also, this one’s pretty weak on the gore for a slasher film, only showing a little blood here and there. It doesn’t help that every kill is the same stabbing by javelin, a wasted opportunity for some Olympic-themed kills.

    Many people have compared this film to 1981’s Graduation Day, and it’s easy to see why. Both involve a masked killer going after a group of young athletes and have a shocking twist. Considering Herb Freed’s movie made more money, I’m sure Michael Elliot and his team took some inspiration. That said, Freed’s movie is better because it has more inventive kills, better characters, and a sense of fun. Patch McKenzie is a much better lead than Lynn Banashek, and that film had more of a sense of humor. Still, there’s enough unintentional camp to enjoy this film, especially with some friends and your substance of choice. While I wouldn’t call this a long-lost gem, it’s still an interesting artifact worth seeing if you love slashers. Overall, Fatal Games isn’t terrible, but if you want to start getting into 80s slashers, there are better options.

     

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  • Silent Madness (1984)

    Silent Madness (1984)

    [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ admin_label=”section” _builder_version=”4.16″ global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_row column_structure=”2_3,1_3″ admin_label=”row” _builder_version=”4.16″ background_size=”initial” background_position=”top_left” background_repeat=”repeat” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_column type=”2_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ custom_padding=”|||” global_colors_info=”{}” custom_padding__hover=”|||”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.26.1″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”]Alongside the slasher boom, the early 1980s saw a revival of 3D thanks to the surprise hit Comin’ at Ya! Between 1981 and 1983, 3D movies like Friday the 13th Part III, Parasite, and Jaws 3D hit theaters. Enter filmmakers Simon Nuchtern and Bill Milling, who first met working on the 1981 horror film Nightmare. Seeing the popularity of slasher films and the interest in 3D, they decided to combine the two. Around this time, numerous publications reported on mental asylums letting patients out early for budgetary reasons. The two used this as the backbone and hired Bob Zimmerman and Nelson DeMille to help with the script. With a budget of roughly $600,000, filming took place around Nyack, New York, using the ArriVision 3-D camera system. After premiering at the Cannes Film Festival, Silent Madness hit movie screens in October 1984 in both 2D and 3D.

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    Synopsis

    The Craven Mental Institution has recently implemented a program that releases patients they feel are fit for society. Not everyone favors this, particularly Dr. Joan Gilmore (Belinda Montgomery), who thinks it could be dangerous. She’s proven right when a homicidal patient named Howard Johns (Solly Marx) gets released due to a clerical error. Dr. Kruger (Roderick Cook) explains that Howard Johns passed away, but Gilmore suspects something is up, so she investigates further. With help from newspaper owner Mark McGowan (David Greenan), she goes undercover at a sorority house where Johns committed murder. She tries getting help from Sheriff Liggett (Sydney Lassick), but he refuses when the hospital tells him Johns is dead. Elsewhere, Kruger enlists orderlies Jesse (Philip Levy) and Virgil (Dennis Helfend) to bring Johns back and deal with Gilmore. Will Gilmore uncover the truth, and who will be the next victim of Silent Madness?

     

    Review

    While I wouldn’t call Silent Madness an unsung classic, I will say that it’s better than most non-franchise slashers. One aspect that makes it stand out is the acting, which is above average compared to similar movies. Belinda Montgomery makes for a strong lead as Dr. Gilmore, acting confident, self-assured, and willing to stand her ground. David Greenan also does an excellent job as Mark McGowan and has great chemistry with Montgomery. Although her scenes are brief, classic actress Viveca Lindfors is also memorable as the sorority housemother, Mrs. Collins. Also, Sydney Lassick of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest fame steals the show as the foul-mouthed sheriff. Solly Marks is a solidly intimidating killer, and Roderick Cook is great as the sinister Dr. Kruger. Even the sorority sisters are very likable, though they have little to do. Also, look for Sleepaway Camp actors Paul DeAngelo and Katherine Kamhi.

    What also makes this film stand out is the 3D, which is as gimmicky and cheesy as you can imagine. Admittedly, it’s not as fun as the 3D in Friday the 13th Part III, but the 3D that’s there does add to the charm. Most of the time, the actor will hold an object to the camera and pause, which adds some unintentional humor. Still, I’d rather have this old-school, gimmicky 3D over Avatar’s flashy, atmospheric 3D any day. Also, while the kills are relatively tame and lacking in gore, many are imaginative and creatively unique. A memorable one involves a girl upside down strangled by a rope tied to a dumbbell thrown out a window. There’s also a flashback sequence where several girls get gunned down with a nail gun, which is just brutal. The kills are above your typical slice and dice, even if not bloody.

    Whether intentional or not, the film also has a slight anti-corporate message and provides commentary on the healthcare system. We see patients mistreated by the staff, technical errors swept under the rug, and management more concerned with money. Considering the filmmakers’ inspiration for this film, it wouldn’t surprise me if this commentary was intentional. Granted, I’m probably giving this movie more credit than it deserves, but this is more ambitious than typical slashers. Criticisms aside, it’s clear the filmmakers tried making something unique, and even if some of it didn’t work, they tried. At slightly over 90 minutes long, parts of the film could’ve been shorter, but it moves at a decent pace. So, if you’ve seen all the big slashers and want something else, give this a shot. Overall, Silent Madness is hardly a classic, but its ambition, story, and acting put it above its contemporaries.

     

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  • The Mutilator (1984)

    The Mutilator (1984)

    [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ admin_label=”section” _builder_version=”4.16″ global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_row column_structure=”2_3,1_3″ admin_label=”row” _builder_version=”4.16″ background_size=”initial” background_position=”top_left” background_repeat=”repeat” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_column type=”2_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ custom_padding=”|||” global_colors_info=”{}” custom_padding__hover=”|||”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.26.0″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”]Though he was practicing law at the time, Buddy Cooper always wanted to work in the movie industry. He spent some time taking courses on screenwriting and production at American University, where he met Associate Professor John Douglass. The two hit it off, and Douglass agreed to help Cooper co-direct a script he wrote for a horror film. Cooper’s father owned a hotel for housing and an isolated condo off Atlantic Beach, so everything was set. Much of the cast and crew were locals, family members, or young New York and LA up-and-comers. For its release, the MPAA wanted to give the film an X-rating, but Cooper refused and released it unrated. Under the title Fall Break, the film premiered in Raliegh, North Carolina, in early 1984 until the distributor retitled it. After ironically making cuts to get an R-rating, the film hit LA theaters in 1985 as The Mutilator.
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    Synopsis

    Young Ed (Trace Cooper) accidentally kills his mother with his father’s hunting rifle while trying to clean it. Years later, Ed (Matt Mitler), now in college, gets a call from his father to close up his beach condo. With Fall Break approaching, his girlfriend Pam (Ruth Martinez) suggests they and their friends spend it at the condominium. He agrees, and they bring their friends Ralph (Bill Hitchcock), Sue (Connie Rogers), Linda (Frances Raines), and Mike (Morey Lampley). Little do they know that a mysterious killer (Jack Chatham) roams outside, waiting to pick them off one by one. The victims die in increasingly gruesome ways, such as with a boat motor, a flounder gig, and a fishing gaff. A local cop (Ben Moore) tries saving the young adults, only to wind up being decapitated by the killer. Who will survive Fall Break, and how many will fall victim to The Mutilator?

     

    Review

    Whether you call it Fall Break or The Mutilator, this formulaic slasher film doesn’t have much to offer. Of course, there’s nothing wrong with that, but if you’re expecting something more, you will be disappointed. It has a basic setup: young people go to an isolated setting to party, and a killer stalks the area. In a way, it’s similar to the setup of Friday the 13th, except this came out years later. Also, that film intentionally hid the killer to build suspense, whereas this one immediately shows the killer. Then again, this movie isn’t concerned about building tension so much as it is about delivering the kills. Thankfully, Mark Shostrom (Evil Dead II, From Beyond, Forbidden World) and his crew delivered some gruesome set pieces. In particular, the scenes involving a boat motor and a large fishing gaff are more gruesome than many other slashers.

    Sadly, for all of its bloody kills, the film lacks stellar acting and a compelling story. In this film’s defense, almost everyone involved was relatively unknown at the time and didn’t have much experience. Also, no one is so unlikable that you’re begging for their deaths, which puts it above most modern horror films. Matt Mitler, who later appeared in 1986’s Breeders, is a decent lead, though he comes off a bit milquetoast. The biggest standout is Bill Hitchcock as the comedic relief Ralph, who makes the most of his screen time. His carefree attitude and quick-witted one-liners make him a fun character, and he has a memorably goofy silent film-esque scene. While he doesn’t have much dialogue, Jack Chatham makes an imposing killer with his enormous stature and terrifying facial expressions. Even if the cast isn’t overly memorable, they get the job done well enough.

    As formulaic as this movie is, some weird additions make it stand out from its contemporaries. The title song is so upbeat and cheerful that it feels more appropriate for a sitcom than a slasher. The end credits, which feature bloopers alongside the cast’s names with respective footage and the theme song, add to that. It adds to the sense that the people making this film were having fun, which I can appreciate. Regardless of how the final product turned out, I’m glad the cast and crew enjoyed themselves while making it. The homegrown, local feel to the film adds the kind of charm you’ll only find in low-budget horror movies. Plus, at only 86 minutes, the movie gets in and out without the need to pad things out too much. Overall, The Mutilator isn’t anything remarkable, but it offers the type of thrills you’d expect.

     

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  • Coneheads (1993)

    Coneheads (1993)

    [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ fullwidth=”on” _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” custom_margin=”||||false|false” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_fullwidth_header title=”Special Review” subhead=”This review is a special request from Patreon supporter BodaciousCNO. If you’d like to support me on Patreon, click the button below.” text_orientation=”center” button_one_text=”Visit Patreon” button_one_url=”https://www.patreon.com/filmnerd” background_overlay_color=”#f96854″ _builder_version=”4.26.0″ _module_preset=”default” title_level=”h2″ background_color=”#f96854″ custom_button_one=”on” button_one_bg_color=”#052d49″ custom_margin=”||||false|false” custom_padding=”25px||25px||false|false” global_colors_info=”{}”][/et_pb_fullwidth_header][/et_pb_section][et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_row column_structure=”2_3,1_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_column type=”2_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.26.0″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”]The second season of Saturday Night Live saw the debut of a race of aliens known as The Coneheads. The brainchild of writer/actor Dan Aykroyd and SNL writer Tom Davis, the sketch became an instant success. The alien family would appear in future episodes before fading out once Aykroyd left the show in 1979. Decades later, Wayne’s World, adapted from an SNL sketch, became a surprise hit, grossing over $180 million worldwide. Following this success, Paramount Pictures chairman Brandon Tartikoff asked SNL producer Lorne Michaels for other sketches they could adapt. Michaels contacted Aykroyd about making a movie out of The Coneheads, and he worked on a screenplay with Davis. They hired music video director Steve Barron, who recently made the box office hit Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. With a $30 million budget, Paramount hoped Coneheads would be a big hit for the summer of 1993.

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    Synopsis

    After the National Guard shoots down their spaceship, Beldar (Dan Aykroyd) and his wife, Prymaat (Jane Curtain), crash near Manhattan. They’ve come from the planet Remulak with orders from their leader, Highmaster Mintot (Dave Thomas), to conquer Earth. Unfortunately, a rescue ship won’t arrive for years, so Beldar and Prymaat must blend in to survive. They move to the suburbs, settle down, and raise a teenage daughter named Connie (Michelle Burke). Meanwhile, INS agent Gorman Seedling (Michael McKean) and his partner Eli Turnbull (David Spade) are tracking the Coneheads’ movements. Soon, Connie starts a relationship with a mechanic named Ronnie (Chris Farley), whom Beldar objects to despite her insistence. Soon, the family gets notified that their rescue ship is on the way, but the INS is on their tail. Hijinks ensue (possibly) as Earth has to welcome the new family in town, the Coneheads.

     

    Review

    If The Blues Brothers is the best SNL movie and It’s Pat is the worst, Coneheads is in the middle. It’d be more accurate to say it’s near the bottom because, while not the worst, it’s still terrible. Like It’s Pat, this movie proves that what might work as a 5-minute sketch doesn’t work as a 90-minute movie. Seeing the aliens try to act like humans might be amusing at first, but the shtick gets old very quickly. To their credit, Dan Aykroyd and Jane Curtain play their parts precisely as they did on SNL. Conversely, Michelle Burke acts like a stereotypical teenage girl who happens to be a Conehead, which creates a weird disconnect. It’s even odder when you consider that Laraine Newman, who played Connie on SNL, acted like Aykroyd and Curtain. That might’ve been intentional, but it’s pretty stupid, like everything else in this movie.

    While Charles Rocket as the villain was the best part of It’s Pat, Michael McKean is far from that. He’s neither funny enough to be memorable nor weirdly intimidating to where he’s weirdly out of place. David Spade is slightly amusing as McKean’s sycophantic assistant, who all but kisses up to him, but it wears thin. The cast has many other SNL members like Phil Hartman, Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, Garrett Morris, and Kevin Nealon. Practically half the cast consists of usually funny people, but not one of them landed a single good joke. However, it is slightly amusing seeing Jason Alexander with hair that looks more fake than the prosthetic cones for Aykroyd. It says a lot when Jon Lovitz and Tom Arnold were uncredited for their work. It’s impressive how they got so many comedians together, and none are funny.

    To give this film some credit, as dull as the Earth scenes are, the few moments on Remulak are decent. There’s some interesting production design, and they even throw in a stop-motion creature, which is appreciated. It’s worth noting that the stop-motion animator was Randal M. Dutra, whose credits include RoboCopWillow, and Howard the Duck. I think director Steve Barron preferred shooting the Remulak scenes, considering his work on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Those sequences fit more of the fantastical comic book aesthetic of his 1990 effort versus the more pedestrian Earth scenes. Also, it’s interesting to see a film from 1993 about a family of literal aliens running afoul of the government. If the movie had focused more on that than dumb sight gags, it might’ve worked, but alas, no. Overall, Coneheads is neither funny nor offensively bad enough to recommend to anyone.

     

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  • Cemetery Man (1994)

    Cemetery Man (1994)

    [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ admin_label=”section” _builder_version=”4.16″ global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_row column_structure=”2_3,1_3″ admin_label=”row” _builder_version=”4.16″ background_size=”initial” background_position=”top_left” background_repeat=”repeat” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_column type=”2_3″ _builder_version=”4.16″ custom_padding=”|||” global_colors_info=”{}” custom_padding__hover=”|||”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.24.2″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}”]In 1986, Tiziano Sclavi’s horror comic series Dylan Dog was published by Sergio Bonelli Editore and became a huge success. The comics caught the attention of filmmaker Michele Soavi, and he expressed interest in making a film adaptation. While Sclavi had already sold the movie rights, he gave Soavi a manuscript for a novel to consider adapting. Soavi wasn’t entirely sold, but after producer Tilde Corsi and co-producer/writer Gianni Romoli revamped the script, Soavi signed on. For the lead role, they hired up-and-coming English actor Rupert Everett, who Sclavi based the look of Dylan Dog on. With a roughly $4 million budget, filming occurred in two Italian cemeteries in Carsoli and Guardea. Shooting lasted eleven weeks, and the production had many issues, but they persevered and finished the movie. Originally released in Italy as Dellamorte Dellamore in 1994, the film hit stateside in 1996 as Cemetery Man.

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    Synopsis

    Francesco Dellamorte (Rupert Everett) is the caretaker of a cemetery where the dead rise seven days after their burial. With his mute assistant Gnaghi (François Hadji-Lazaro), he has to put these “returners” back in their graves. One day, Francesco meets a young widow (Anna Falchi) whose older husband recently passed and falls in love with her. They make love on top of her late husband’s grave, but he rises and bites her, presumably killing her. Francesco shoots her in the head when she gets up, but she comes back later as a returner. After killing her for good, Francesco slips into a fit of depression, culminating in a mass shooting spree. At the same time, Gnaghi falls for the mayor’s underage daughter, Valentina (Fabiana Formica), even after she’s a severed head. It’s a twisted tale of love and death, loss and life, friendship and existentialism.

     

    Review

    Unfortunately, there’s more to the plot that I can’t cover because to describe everything that happens would make this longer. So much wild stuff happens in Cemetery Man that spoiling any of it would be a disservice. Whether you love it or hate it, Michele Soavi’s twisted tale of love and death must be seen to be believed. Like many Italian horror films, this one is more concerned about style than making any logical sense. Speaking of, the film has a dark, gothic look that permeates throughout, with tons of fog and moody lighting. Even the daytime scenes in the cemetery have a strange presence, which offsets the intentionally dull city-bound scenes. While the film isn’t as gory as the works of Fulci and Argento, there are some pretty bloody effects. Italian effects legend Sergio Stivaletti did some of his best work here, especially the zombie designs.

    As the groundskeeper, Francesco Dellamore, Rupert Everett gives an appropriately dry and sardonic performance as a man bored of life. You get the sense that being surrounded by the dead for so long has taken its toll on him. It doesn’t help that his only friends are the primarily mute Gnaghi and a state worker who believes him. While her character isn’t given a name, the undeniably gorgeous Anna Falchi stands out as the young widow. When she returns as a returner, she somehow remains beautiful despite being covered in roots and leaves. She shows up later as two miscellaneous characters, which leads to theories that Francesco might be getting punished. Another standout is the late Mickey Knox as Marshall Straniero, who has some great back-and-forths with Everett. There are so many wild characters that add to the overall absurdity of the film.

    Like many of the best horror comedies, this one achieves that perfect balance of laughs and scares. For all the scenes of zombies rising to attack people, there are just as many darkly comedic moments. For example, when the mayor finds his daughter’s reanimated head, he’s more concerned about her wanting to marry Gnaghi. This sort of movie would fit right at home in either an arthouse or a grindhouse theater. There are plenty of moody, artistic touches for the more artsy crowd, with some sleaze added for exploitation fans. That said, your enjoyment of this movie largely depends on how much you’re willing to suspend your disbelief. So much is left unexplained, and not much makes sense, but you’ll enjoy the ride if you go with it. Overall, Cemetery Man is one of the most uniquely bizarre horror comedies ever and is a must-watch for genre fans.

     

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  • The Room (2003)

    The Room (2003)

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    When it comes to bad movies, they’re typically harmless and will be quickly forgotten about before too long. However, some become legendary, such as Manos: The Hands of FatePlan 9 from Outer Space, or Troll 2. Enter Tommy Wiseau, a man of mysterious origins who had dreams of making it big in Hollywood. After seeing 1999’s The Talented Mr. Ripley, Wiseau was inspired to write a stageplay that was quickly rejected. Then, he tried adapting it to a novel, which was also rejected, so he decided to make a movie instead. After acquiring a $6 million budget, a mystery yet to be solved, he set out to make his masterpiece. Four months of agonizing shooting followed, plagued with issues like last-minute replacements, poor decisions, and crew members walking off. With everything said and done, Tommy Wiseau’s vanity project, The Room, was released in 2003, and the rest is history.

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    Synopsis

    Johnny (Tommy Wiseau) is a successful San Francisco banker living in a two-story home with his fiancée, Lisa (Juliette Danielle). While things seem to be going great for Johnny, what he doesn’t know is that Lisa is being unfaithful. Dissatisfied with the relationship, she cheats on him with his best friend, Mark (Greg Sestero), who instantly feels regretful. During this, Johnny, Mark, and Lisa save their neighbor Denny (Philip Haldiman) from a ruthless drug dealer. As Lisa starts accusing Johnny of being abusive, he begins spiraling out of control and seeks help from his friends. They spend time confiding in each other while tossing a football in back alleys and parks, but it doesn’t help. Soon, truths will be revealed, friendships will be tested, and their lives will never be the same. All this and much more await anyone who dares subject themselves to The Room!

     

    Review

    The Room is one of the worst movies ever made, but you probably already knew that by now. Since its release twenty years ago, everyone and their grandmother have discussed everything wrong with this film. People have talked about the bad acting, ridiculous dialogue, numerous unresolved subplots, and noticeable flubs till the cows came home. However, much like other vanity projects like Battlefield Earth or the works of Neil Breen, The Room is something special. It’s a film that is so bad and incompetent that it’s transcended to become a cult movie phenomenon. Like the “Oh my god” scene from Troll 2, Wiseau’s “You’re tearing me apart, Lisa” has become iconic. Honestly, there’s not much more I can say about this infamous epic that other reviewers haven’t already discussed. However, I will try to give my unique perspective on Mr. Wiseau’s magnum opus.

    While I think the movie is technically terrible, The Room is so unintentionally hilarious that I can’t hate it. Unlike other notoriously bad movies like Freddy Got Fingered or It’s Pat, this one doesn’t make me regret my decisions. Tommy Wiseau’s slurred speech and bad dubbing make his performance funnier, especially knowing he couldn’t remember his lines. My favorite moments are when he dismisses Lisa’s accusations and tells Mark to leave the party later. As easy as it would be to mock the other actors, I can’t fault them, considering the material they’re given. That said, Greg Sestero brings the same charm he did to Retro Puppet Master and is easily the best actor. It helps that he knew Tommy personally so he could figure out the best way to deliver his nonsensical dialogue. Also, Dan Janjigian goes all in for his small but memorable role as drug dealer Chris-R.

    For all its unintentionally funny moments, there are just as many scenes that drag the movie down. Also, some viewers may skip the numerous sex scenes that happen one after the other in the first fifteen minutes. None of them are even remotely erotic, playing out like the worst version of something you’d see on late-night Cinemax. What doesn’t help the pacing is all the stock footage of San Francisco meant to establish the locations. I wonder if Wiseau is trying to sell people the idea of visiting Alcatraz Island and The Golden Gate Bridge. For a film that’s only slightly over ninety minutes, the movie seems to go on way longer than that. While this movie is awful, I highly encourage people to watch it at least once to experience what it offers. Overall, The Room is one of the best bad movies ever, and God Bless Tommy Wiseau!

     

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