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  • Stuck on You! (1982)

    Stuck on You! (1982)

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    Synopsis

    Bill Andrews (Mark Mikulski) and Carol Griffiths (Virginia Penta) go to Family Court over a palimony settlement. During the trial, Judge Gabriel (Professor Irwin Corey) takes the couple to his office for a private meeting. He wants to figure out how Bill and Carol met, how they became a couple, and what exactly went wrong. As Bill and Carol tell their stories, Gabriel tells them a similar story from history to help them understand. He talks about couples like Adam and Eve, Christopher Columbus and Queen Isabella, and King Arthur and Lady Guinevere. Each one struggles with issues like finding the right one, staying together for a long time, and settling arguments. Unfortunately, the stories don’t seem to help as Bill and Carol only see the negatives and decide they’ve had enough. Is there any hope for this relationship, or are Bill and Carol just not meant for each other?

     

    Review

    Of the sex comedies Troma released around this time, Lloyd Kaufman considers Stuck on You! to be the best. Compared to Squeeze Play and Waitress!, I would have to agree, as this one is at least the most creative. Admittedly, the whole palimony angle does date the movie considerably, but it does touch on relevant themes. At its heart, the film deals with the daily struggles that couples go through to keep their relationship strong. In terms of sketch comedy movies, this one isn’t as good as Kentucky Fried Movie, but it beats Movie 43. Most of the historical sketches are humorous, though they rely on tons of slapstick and double entendres. There isn’t as much nudity in this one as in the previous sex comedies, but nudity doesn’t mean lesser quality. Still, there’s a fair amount of sex to be had, but not as much nudity.

    Professor Irwin Corey is easily the movie’s highlight, with his manic energy, wisecrack remarks, and goofy demeanor. Mark Mikulski works as the lovable doofus who constantly gets into trouble, and Virginia Penta has good chemistry with him. There are also brief appearances from character actress Patricia Tallman (Army of Darkness) and stuntman Kent Shelton (Batman Begins). Like the other sex comedies, the pacing here can sometimes drag, especially if this isn’t your kind of humor. Though, unlike Waitress!, which felt like a mess of ideas, this movie at least has some structure. Also, the music is surprisingly catchy, from the classical stock music to the original songs, including a rapping rabbi. There is some filler at an hour and twenty-eight minutes, but it goes by fairly quickly. Overall, Stuck on You! is definitely the best of Troma’s sex comedies, but it still has its problems.

     

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  • Fortress of Amerikkka (1989)

    Fortress of Amerikkka (1989)

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    After filming Lust for Freedom for Troma, filmmaker Eric Louzil flew to their New York office to pitch an idea. His concept revolved around a group of mercenaries taking over a small American town and the citizens fighting back. While some at Troma weren’t sure about his pitch, Lloyd Kaufman fully supported Louzil and told him to make it. With a budget of roughly $100,000, Louzil planned to shoot the film in Washington state, California, and parts of Arizona. Louzil would send the dailies to the Troma offices in New York during filming and would receive generally negative feedback. However, Kaufman believed in Louzil enough that he told him to keep going and make the movie he wanted. Louzil also replaced the lead role when the original actor tried faking an injury to collect the insurance. Despite these setbacks, Fortress of Amerikkka hit video stores in August 1989.

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    Synopsis

    After serving jail time, John Whitecloud (Gene LeBrock) returns home to Troma City and immediately runs into trouble. Years ago, the Sheriff (David Crane) killed his brother, and John wants revenge to put his brother’s spirit to rest. At the same time, he runs into an old flame, Jennifer (Kellee Bradley), who’s since gotten engaged to another man. Meanwhile, a band of mercenaries calling themselves the “Fortress of Amerikkka” is forming out in the neighboring woods. Led by the maniacal Commander Karl Denton (William J. Kulzer), the mercenaries kill random passersby to prepare for a revolution. As the bodies pile up, John must lead a group of civilians to take on the mercenaries. Initially, he’s met with backlash, but the citizens band together to save their town after the mercenaries kill the Sheriff. Who will win the fight, the citizens of Troma city or the Fortress of Amerikkka?

     

    Review

    While researching Fortress of Amerikkka, I saw several people saying this is one of Troma’s worst movies. Considering the company also released Igor and the Lunatics and Carnal Monsters, I wonder what movie those people saw. Admittedly, I wouldn’t call Fortress of Amerikkka one of their best movies, but it’s nowhere near one of the worst. If you go into this expecting the same outrageousness of Troma’s usual fare, you’ll most likely be disappointed. This movie does have plenty of explosions, bloody violence, and fake breasts to satisfy any exploitation fan. Aside from that, this is one of Troma’s more straight movies, which is refreshing and the film’s main flaw. The film drags as it injects plot and character development when things aren’t blowing up, and bare breasts aren’t exposed. Thankfully, only certain moments are boring rather than the whole being a drag to sit through.

    Acting-wise, everyone plays their parts as if they were in a serious action film for the most part. In the lead, Gene LeBrock has the looks and charisma needed to make John Whitecloud believable as a reluctant hero. As the Sheriff, David Crane plays a great bad guy you love to hate, though you can understand his viewpoint. William J. Kulzer is on another level with his performance, acting over-the-top just enough to come off as menacing. Kellee Bradley does what she can with the material given, but she’s the cast’s weakest link. Thankfully, there are plenty of explosions and graphic violence to keep people entertained, and the climax is the film’s highlight. It does take a while for things to get going, but this is still an underrated gem in Troma’s catalog. Overall, Fortress of Amerikkka has its problems, but it’s worth at least a one-time viewing.

     

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  • Waitress! (1981)

    Waitress! (1981)

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    Made on an estimated budget of $150,000, Squeeze Play proved to be a hit for the burgeoning studio. After premiering in Norfolk, Virginia, the movie was financially successful and earned positive reviews from The New York Times. With a winning formula, Lloyd Kaufman and Michael Herz decided to start cranking out more sex comedies. Like their last film, the team decided to base their next movie on the rising women’s liberation movement. Kaufman and Herz chose to use a restaurant as the setting for their next sex comedy. They chose a local restaurant called Marty’s in Manhattan for filming locations, which presented a new set of problems. The crew wasn’t allowed to shoot during work hours, so they had to wait and film throughout the night. While filming wrapped in 1981, “Waitress!” premiered at the Cannes Film Market in 1982 and New York later that year.

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    Synopsis

    Andrea (Carol Drake), Jennifer (Carol Bevar), and Lindsey (Renata Hickey) are struggling waitresses working at a high-class restaurant. In addition to the insanity of food service, each has personal problems outside of work they have to deal with. On top of her boyfriend Jerry (Jim Harris) being the restaurant’s manager, Andrea is an aspiring actress looking for work. Jennifer is working as a waitress to interview people for an article she’s hoping to get published. Lindsey’s father, Mr. Bellerman (Ed Fenton), happens to be the restaurant’s owner, and he’s making her work as punishment. Everything at the restaurant gets topsy turvy as the staff goes crazy and the patrons flee. There’s an alcoholic cook, a medical student working as a bartender, and an over-the-top cowboy, among other wacky staff and diners. A complete course meal of zaniness with some hilarity will be served in this madhouse of a restaurant.

     

    Review

    It feels like Kaufman and Herz tried to go all out with “Waitress!” to recreate the success they had before. Unfortunately, they created a movie that tries so hard to be funny that it’s too chaotic to follow. There are so many gags and jokes sprinkled throughout that it’s hard to understand what’s happening. For instance, one scene will have pratfalls, hot food jokes, and rolls flying happening all at once. There will often be a joke that works, but they’re so few and far between. I feel like Kaufman and Herz just threw whatever gags they thought of against the wall and saw what stuck. Later Troma movies like Terror Firmer would have tons of background gags, but they at least had more focus. This movie, however, is such a chaotic mess that it’s more confusing than it is funny.

    Like Squeeze Play, the cast comprises relatively unknown actors who haven’t done much else before or since. Among the cast is soap opera star Hunt Block, Tony Denison from The Closer, and Chris “Mr. Big” Noth. Considering that Block and Denison went under pseudonyms, something tells me they’re not too proud of this. The rest of the cast do the best with the material and play their parts exaggeratedly. Carol Drake, in particular, really goes for it as an actress who’s desperate to play Joan of Arc. On top of looking like a bootleg Billy Crystal, Jim Harris has some of the funniest lines in the movie. The movie goes by quickly at slightly under 90 minutes, though it’s so hectic that you won’t know what happened. Overall, “Waitress!” has its moments, but it’s more of a mess than a hidden comedic gem.

     

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  • Slutty the Clown (2022)

    Slutty the Clown (2022)

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    Claire Bacon is a model and photographer from the UK who has worked on various shoots. She specialized in finding rundown, abandoned, and neglected urban areas and staging elaborate photoshoots with her husband Richard. In addition, she’s dabbled in cosplay, designing her costumes and creating unique characters, one of which was a psychopathic clown. At some point, she met aspiring filmmaker Joe Cash, who I talked about in my Carnal Monsters review. With his help, Claire expanded her character, Slutty the Clown, and the two discussed ideas for potential movies. Cash cast her for the short film She Dogs of the SS, which was part of the anthology Grindsploitation 9. After that, they gathered a budget of £500 and shot their dream project featuring Claire’s character. Following a brief filming period, Slutty the Clown finally premiered on the streaming service Troma NOW in 2022.

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    Synopsis

    Slutty the Clown (Claire Bacon) is a crazed, sex-obsessed psychopath who wanders the English countryside looking for victims. Two urban explorers, Cheryl Williams (Lauren Annetts) and Mia Rosemary (Eve Bamfield), check out some ruins near where Slutty resides. They stumble across Slutty’s residence during their exploration and proceed to deface it, not knowing who lives there. Naturally, Slutty is none too happy about strangers messing with her things, so she sets her eyes on the girls. After running into her, the girls watch a video from Professor Fellatio (Lloyd Kaufman), explaining who or what Slutty is. They even get a warning from survivalist Sean Voorhees (Ari Lehman) about what Slutty is capable of. Unfortunately, the girls don’t listen to the alarm, and they get captured and tortured by Slutty. Will the girls be able to escape, or will they be the latest victims of Slutty the Clown?

     

    Review

    Once again, I’d like to thank Joe Cash from Screaming Screening for reaching out to me to review his movies. Unfortunately, many of the problems I had with his previous film are here. Like Cash’s last effort, this barely qualifies as a movie since there’s hardly a plot or characters. Sure, things happen, and people are in it, but aside from Slutty, none of the leads even have names. I know I mentioned the other female leads by name, but they never refer to each other as such. Even the synopsis I provided is a series of random events rather than a cohesive plot. I understand that low-budget filmmaking is challenging, but that’s no excuse for whatever dreck this is. Admittedly, I don’t go into a movie called Slutty the Clown expecting Citizen Kane, but I at least expect competency.

    For her part, Claire Bacon seems to be having fun playing the titular character, skipping around with psychotic glee. She seems to be the only one since the two other leads look disinterested and don’t want to be there. Lloyd Kaufman seems confused in his cameo, and Ari Lehman is giving a performance that’s almost too good for this. To call the filmmaking shoddy would be an understatement, as there are times when it’s hard to tell what’s happening. Not only that but there are at least six or seven times where a “Missing Reel” title card pops up. I’m not sure what happened behind the scenes, but they should’ve either reshot the missing scenes or scrapped the footage. The movie is only an hour long, but there are far better ways to kill an hour than watching this. Overall, Slutty the Clown is a waste of time.

     

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  • Squeeze Play (1979)

    Squeeze Play (1979)

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    After the disastrous release of Big Gus, What’s the Fuss?, Lloyd Kaufman was in a tight jam. With his business partner Michael Herz, Lloyd founded Troma Entertainment in 1974, where they could produce their movies. Around this time, Kaufman directed a series of adult films under the pseudonyms H.V. Spyder, Louis Su, and David Stitt. In the 70s, the industry took celluloid sex seriously, and mixing sex with other genres was unheard of. With this in mind, Kaufman and Herz thought it would be a good idea to make a sex comedy film. The Women’s Liberation Movement was in full swing, so Kaufman and Herz decided to incorporate that into their movie. Lloyd’s brother Charles worked with screenwriter Haim Pekelis to churn out a 75-page script while Lloyd accumulated a $300,000 budget. While the film premiered in New York in 1979, Squeeze Play wouldn’t be released nationwide until 1980.

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    Synopsis

    Wes (Jim Harris) is captain of the local men’s softball team, The Beavers, and is the talk of the town. However, his fiance, Samantha (Jennifer Hetrick), isn’t happy about how he spends more time with the guys than her. She wants him to quit softball next year so he can spend more time with her, but he’s reluctant. Soon, the girlfriends and wives of the other team members share the same sentiment as Samantha and have had it. One night, the girls meet runaway Mary Lou (Melissa Michaels), who has a wicked throwing arm and can play softball. Suddenly, Samantha gets an idea: she and the girls will form their softball team to teach the boys a lesson. Naturally, the guys don’t take them seriously, so the girls train hard and start getting good. Who will win this epic battle of the sexes, and who will make the squeeze play?

     

    Review

    While not as good as comedies like Animal House or MeatballsSqueeze Play is still an enjoyably silly sex comedy. Admittedly, most of the movie’s humor is dated and relies heavily on slapstick, but plenty of the gags do land. The most famous joke in the film is when a player catches the ball between his buttcheeks. Aside from the dumb jokes, the plot is an excuse to add double entendres and get women naked. This movie is from a bygone era where a Wet T-Shirt Contest, gender stereotypes, and politically incorrect humor were acceptable. The pro-women message, though it lacks subtlety, is weirdly relevant even today and helps it stand out. While it’s easy to hate the men for being gross and rude, the women make plenty of mistakes. It’s interesting how a 70s sex comedy depicted feminism better than today’s crop of movies.

    The cast, mainly made up of relatively unknown actors, does their jobs well and plays into the comedy. There are some notable cast members, including Jennifer Hetrick from Star Trek: The Next Generation and Al Corley from Dynasty. The most memorable actor here is Mike Starr, who later starred in Uncle BuckEd Wood, and Dumb and Dumber. Admittedly, the movie does follow plenty of sports movie tropes, but this was well before those tropes became a thing. As with every sports movie, everything culminates in a final game, though this one has some nudity. At slightly over 90 minutes long, it won’t take up too much of your time and goes by fast. Diehard Troma fans might get a kick out of this, but general audiences will probably dismiss this. Overall, Squeeze Play is a product of its time, for better or for worse, though it has its moments.

     

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  • Sizzle Beach, U.S.A. (1981)

    Sizzle Beach, U.S.A. (1981)

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    Some of the most prominent actors working today often get their start in low-budget films, though they often regret this. There’s Demi Moore in Parasite 3D, Jennifer Aniston in Leprechaun, and Nicole Kidman in BMX Bandits, to name a few. Then there’s Kevin Costner, who was a stagehand before getting his big break in The Untouchables and No Way Out. While working behind the scenes, Costner would pass by the office of producer Eric Louzil and ask for acting roles. Louzil had a project in line with first-time director Richard Brander, so he offered Costner a minor part. Admittedly, Louzil hired Costner more for his looks than his acting abilities, not to mention he was awkward. The movie was filmed during the winter of 1978-79 and initially released in 1981 as Malibu Hot Summer. In 1986, Troma acquired the rights and re-released the film as Sizzle Beach, U.S.A.

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    Synopsis

    Best friends Janice Johnston (Terry Congie), Dit McCoy (Lesley Brander), and Cheryl Reilly (Roselyn Royce) move out to California. Dit wants to be a famous singer, Cheryl gets a job as a physical education teacher, and Janice takes acting lessons. They decide to rent a beach house and Malibu and plan to try and live out their dreams. Janice falls in love with ranch hand John Logan (Kevin Costner), who teaches her horseback riding in between her classes. Dit gets a spot in a singing competition through a friend but soon discovers how sleazy the manager is. Also, Cheryl gets scolded by her supervisor at the school for supposedly having an insatiable libido. The three grow as friends, learn lessons along the way, and meet the loves of their lives. All of this is mixed in with plenty of TNA to distract you from how dull the plot is.

     

    Review

    Going into Sizzle Beach, U.S.A., I expected it to be one of those zany sex comedies from the early 1980s. Instead, you get a bland drama about three women, their friendship, and their dreams mixed with some nudity. After a while, the nudity starts losing its appeal and becomes annoying, like you’re praying they keep their clothes on. At least the three lead women look good naked, but that’s not enough to compensate for a dull movie. Congie, Brander, and Reilly have decent chemistry together, but there’s nothing to their characters to make us care. It’s not a shock that of the three, only one has more than two acting credits to their name. I’d comment on the rest of the cast, but they’re so forgettable that it’s not worth it. Then, of course, there’s the person we’re all here to see: Kevin Costner.

    After hearing Louzil say he hired Costner for his looks, it makes sense given his performance or lack thereof. Costner sounds stiff and wooden, and he looks awkward and uncomfortable as if he doesn’t know what to do. Supposedly, he was most uncomfortable shooting a love scene without clothes on, and you can tell when you see it. While he’s never been great, you’d never guess that Costner would become the superstar he is today seeing this. Usually, I scoff at actors denying or feeling embarrassed by their past work, but in this case, I get it. Even with the rampant nudity, this is such a dull and uninteresting movie that you’ll forget about it fast. Even at 90 minutes long, you could do much better than this, even if you want cheap TNA. Overall, Sizzle Beach, U.S.A. might be worth it for Costner completionists, but it’s otherwise best avoided.

     

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  • Big Gus, What’s the Fuss? (1973)

    Big Gus, What’s the Fuss? (1973)

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    By the early 1970s, Lloyd Kaufman was only a few years away from co-founding Troma Entertainment with Michael Herz. Kaufman had two directing credits under his belt, The Girl Who Returned and The Battle of Love’s Return. Around this time, producer Ami Artzi had his first film, The Dreamer, premiere at the 1972 Cannes Film Festival. Artzi convinced Kaufman and Herz that making a G-rated family comedy in Israel would be easy money. Not only would it be a hit in Israel, but the film could also play at American synagogues. Unfortunately, the trouble started when the original script Kaufman and Herz turned in was drastically rewritten by the Israeli producers. In the end, Kaufman and Herz lost money when the film flopped upon release due to war breaking out. In 1973, Schwartz: The Brave Detective, aka Big Gus, What’s The Fuss? came and went.

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    Synopsis

    Detective Schwartz (Bomba Tzur) is a former cop turned private investigator who works alongside his partner Simcha (Yosef Shiloach). A wealthy man has hired them to spy on his wife, who he fears is cheating on him. The wife has an affair with her doctor, so the detectives decide to take on the case. While they manage to get photographic evidence, they accidentally lose the footage, and the doctor finds out what they’re doing. In retaliation, he hires a mob boss to send his goons after Schwartz and Simcha to hide the truth. A series of “wacky” hijinks follow as our heroes try to outrun the mob and expose the wife. Thankfully, Schwartz and Simcha have friends in high places who can help them out of this jam. Will our heroes succeed, what will happen to the wife, and just who is Gus?

     

    Review

    Over the years, Lloyd Kaufman said Big Gus, What’s The Fuss? “did more damage to the Jews than Mein Kempf.” While Lloyd’s statement might be hyperbolic, it’s not like Big Gus, What’s The Fuss? is some misunderstood masterpiece. Perhaps it’s a case of culture clash since I’m not Israeli, but I can’t imagine enjoying this if I was. Cultural issues aside, this is one of the most confusing and disjointed films I’ve seen since starting this site. What’s strange is that, at first, it begins simply enough as a goofy comedy about two bumbling detectives. The plot goes off the rails into pure chaos at some point as it devolves into a string of gags. They make no sense in context and come out of nowhere, including one involving a random couple rehearsing a scene. It doesn’t help that almost none of these gags aren’t the least bit funny.

    From what I understand, many of the cast members were famous in their native land and considered superstars. Admittedly, I’ve never heard of these actors, let alone seen their previous work, so I can’t say for sure. Most of them resort to simply mugging for the camera and making silly noises thinking that’s funny. It seems like they’re trying to capture the madcap energy of Benny Hill without understanding what made him work. It doesn’t help that this film is G-rated, meaning we don’t get the sexy shenanigans Benny Hill was known for. The soundtrack comprises only two songs repeatedly played throughout, which adds to the painful viewing experience. While not as bad as It’s Pat or Freddy Got Fingered, this is still a terrible comedy. Overall, unless you’re a Troma completionist, Big Gus, What’s The Fuss? is best left forgotten.

     

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  • Def by Temptation (1990)

    Def by Temptation (1990)

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    In the 70s, James Bond III was a prominent child actor known for the short-lived series The Red Hand Gang. He also made appearances on popular shows like Wonder WomanThe Love Boat, and The Waltons. In 1988, Bond starred in Spike Lee’s second feature-length film, School Daze, with Laurence Fishburne and Giancarlo Esposito. While working on the film, Bond became acquainted with some cast and crew members, including cinematographer Ernest Dickerson. Once filming wrapped, Bond recruited some of his School Daze costars to appear in his directorial debut film. Bond cast Kadeem Hardison, Bill Nunn, and a relatively unknown Samuel L. Jackson from the earlier production. Troma stepped in to help with filming at some point, including having Redneck Zombies director Pericles Lewnes handle the effects. In March 1990, Bond’s only directing effort, Def by Temptation, held its premiere in Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

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    Synopsis

    Joel (James Bond III) is a devout Christian studying to become a minister when he decides to take a break. He meets up with his brother “K” (Kadeem Hardison), an aspiring actor who’s happy to have his brother stay over. While showing him around New York City, they stop into the One Step Down club for some drinks. The night before, “K” met his dream woman (Cynthia Bond) and hopes to find her there again. Much to his dismay, she sets her sights on Joel and latches onto him, completely blowing off “K.” He becomes suspicious after noticing she has no reflection, so he asks his detective friend Dougy (Bill Nunn) for help. According to Dougy, she’s been seducing and killing men for years, and they discover she’s a succubus. Joel is in for the ultimate test of his faith unless his brother can save him from Temptation.

     

    Review

    Like many great low-budget films, Def by Temptation manages to rise above its limitations to become something special. It’s a shame this is James Bond III’s only directing effort because he shows a lot of promise here. With help from cinematographer Ernest Dickerson, he uses colored lighting and soft focus to give the film a nightmarish quality. Bond also uses fog and darkness to further add to the already spooky mood established. Additionally, the gore effects are surprisingly decent for such a small budget, and gorehounds will be satisfied. Admittedly, some makeup effects look slightly dodgy, but the quick editing and low lighting help hide it. This ties into what’s probably the film’s biggest flaw: the budget was unfortunately not enough for the filmmaker’s ambition. You don’t need huge budgets to make a good movie, but they might’ve bitten off more than they could chew.

    In terms of the acting, it’s very hit or miss, but you can tell many of them are trying. While a decent director, James Bond III isn’t the best at acting, coming off somewhat flat and wooden. It helps that his costars, Kadeem Hardison and Bill Nunn, can carry the film with him. However, the performance that stands out the most is Cynthia Bond as the captivating yet deadly temptress. She owns every scene she’s in, and you have no trouble believing her ability to seduce any man she wants. It’s a shame she didn’t act in much else after this because she’s easily the film’s highlight. Also, despite the marketing plastering his face all over, don’t expect Samuel L. Jackson to have a significant role here. Overall, Def by Temptation is a highly underrated supernatural horror film that genre enthusiasts should give a watch.

     

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  • The Battle of Love’s Return (1971)

    The Battle of Love’s Return (1971)

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    After graduating from Yale University, Lloyd Kaufman started working for Cannon Films, where he met up-and-coming filmmaker John G. Avildsen. The two first collaborated on the 1970 film Joe, starring Peter Boyle and a then-unknown Susan Sarandon. Soon after, they worked on the 1971 film Cry Uncle, which Kaufman distributed under his then newly formed Troma Entertainment. Around this time, future Oscar-winning director Oliver Stone returned from Vietnam and earned a film degree from New York University. He attended Yale with Kaufman, so Stone decided to co-produce a few movies in the early 1970s. Kaufman also knew producer Frank Vitale, who would collaborate on Kaufman’s first major motion picture after The Girl Who Returned. With an $8,000 budget, Lloyd Kaufman assembled his team to helm a quirky comedy about life in 1970s New York. In June 1971, The Battle of Love’s Return made its way onto the big screen.

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    Synopsis

    Abacrombie (Lloyd Kaufman) is a down-on-his-luck loser who can’t seem to catch a break no matter how hard he tries. After failing a big job from his boss Mr. Crumb (Stanley Kaufman), Abacrombie is fired and left wandering the streets. He passes by a coffee shop and sees his Dream Girl (Lynn Lowry), but he’s too shy to go inside. While trying to find himself, he meets a loafer (Andy Kay), who constantly hounds him for being a square. He even tries to help an old lady (Ida Goodcutt) cross the street but gets beaten by her. At one point, he tries joining a hippie commune only to get laughed at by them and the cops. Despite being scorned by his Dream Girl, Abacrombie is determined to make a name for himself at any cost. Will he succeed and win the battle of love’s return?

     

    Review

    Compared to Lloyd’s first film, The Battle of Love’s Return is more engaging and not as tedious to watch. While the film is a comedy, don’t expect a joke every five minutes as it veers closer to arthouse territory. There are these odd black-and-white vignettes between the narrative segments where some actors give improvised interviews. I’m not sure what their purpose is other than to paint a picture of people in the early 1970s. Admittedly, the only one I was mildly interested in was where Lynn Lowry plays a Southern belle looking for love. Speaking of, just like in Sugar Cookies, Lowry is positively stunning and is having fun saying some exaggerated lines. Also, look out for an early appearance from Oliver Stone, who has a bit part as Cliff, Abacrombie’s co-worker. He only has one scene, but it’s cool to see him at such a young age.

    Lloyd Kaufman is a mixture of Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, and even some Mel Brooks in terms of acting. Most of the humor is rooted in old-school slapstick, so if you’re not a fan, you probably won’t enjoy this. He moves with exaggerated body movements and gives the same cartoonish faces you’d see in his later films. As far as filmmaking goes, he shoots this in an arthouse style with occasional black-and-white, extreme close-ups, and long takes. While there is a plot, there isn’t any particular structure or complete sequence of events. Things just happen without much of an explanation, like going from hanging with hippies to suddenly fighting in Vietnam. It might be somewhat confusing, but it’s a brisk watch at slightly under 90 minutes, and it’s an intriguing experience. Overall, The Battle of Love’s Return is a fascinating if disjointed early look at Kaufman’s long career.

     

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  • Frightmare (1983)

    Frightmare (1983)

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    Born in 1928, Norman Thaddeus Vane was a successful playwright turned screenwriter turned filmmaker whose career spanned several decades. His first play, “The Penguin,” featured a then-unknown Martin Landau and opened Off-Broadway in 1952 to stellar reviews. In 1960, he transitioned from playwriting to filmmaking by directing Conscience Bay, then writing The Fledglings in 1964. Vane mostly stuck to screenwriting throughout the late 1960s into the 1970s before returning to director in the early 1980s. In 1982, his second feature, The Black Room, featuring then-unknowns Linnea Quigley and Christopher McDonald, saw a West German release. Around the same time, he shot a film that combined tropes from horror films old and new. The movie initially saw a 1981 release as The Horror Star, but Troma picked up the distribution rights years later. Subsequently, Troma later released the film under the title Frightmare.

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    Synopsis

    Conrad Razkoff (Ferdy Mayne) is a once-respected horror star who now has to do commercials to make ends meet. A local film society invites him to their school, but unfortunately, he suffers a heart attack while on stage. Thankfully, he recovers, though knowing that death will be coming soon, he starts preparing his funeral. Following his death, the film students get drunk and decide to exhume his body despite objections from Meg (Jennifer Starrett). Conrad’s wife, Etta (Barbara Pilavin), learns that the body is gone, so she meets the psychic, Mrs. Rohmer (Nita Talbot). Rohmer discovers where the body is, and, through Etta’s chanting, Conrad rises from the dead to exact his revenge. One by one, each of the film students gets picked off in a sadistic fashion, more graphic than the last. Having risen from the grave, Conrad Razkoff has gone from playing a monster to being a monster.

     

    Review

    Frightmare is an oddity, bridging the gap between the atmospheric horror of the past and the rising slasher boom. It has the mood of an old black-and-white chiller and the gore and nudity of an early 80s hack-and-slash movie. It also shows how a once-prominent celebrity can lose relevancy over time and try to reclaim their lost status. As Conrad Radzoff, Ferdy Mayne revels in playing such a larger-than-life character, chewing as much scenery as possible. He’s easily the highlight of the cast as, unfortunately, the rest of the actors don’t particularly stand out. Luca Bercovici from Parasite 3D and Jeffrey Combs, famous for Re-Animator and From Beyond, make early appearances here. Also in the cast are Scott Thomson, who later appeared in Ghoulies, and famous character actress Nita Talbot. It’s odd how a Troma movie would have so many connections with Charles Band’s Empire Pictures and Full Moon Features.

    The cinematographer was Joel King, whose previous credits include being a camera operator for Carrie and The Beastmaster, which shows. He gives the film a surreal, dream-like quality that makes it feel otherworldly, like something out of a nightmare. For a low-budget production, the gore effects are surprisingly well done, the highlight being a decapitation done in slow-motion. Admittedly, the film’s most unique aspect is what somewhat hurts it, which causes an identity crisis. While the old-school atmospheric elements work, the slasher portions feel almost tacked on, likely to appeal to that crowd. Plus, there are hints of Conrad either screwing people over or people using him, but that’s never fully explored. While I wouldn’t go so far as to call this a forgotten masterpiece, it’s still a lesser-known gem worth watching. Overall, Frightmare isn’t perfect, but it has enough going to give it a mild recommendation.

     

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