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  • Absurd (1981)

    Absurd (1981)

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    Following the release of Antropophagus, director Joe D’Amato wanted to make a sequel, but writer/star George Eastman opposed it. He felt that given how the film ended, it wouldn’t make sense to do a sequel, but D’Amato wanted it. Eastman agreed to star and write after the original treatment was considered lackluster, taking some inspiration from Halloween. D’Amato shot the film in English and set it in the States to try and appeal to the US market. In addition to Eastman, English actor Edmund Purdom, best known for starring in 1954’s The Egyptian, was cast opposite him. The film was shot quickly in May 1981 and rushed out to meet a theatrical release that year. Like many Italian exploitation films, this one had numerous alternate titles, including Horrible, Antropophagus 2, and Zombie 6: Monster Hunter. However, its most widely known title is simply Absurd.

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    Synopsis

    After being subjected to church-sanctioned experiments that drove him insane, Mikos Tanoupoulos (George Eastman) is on the run. A Vatican priest (Edmund Purdom) who oversaw the experiments is tracking him down fearful of what he’ll do. Mikos gets impaled and disemboweled, but he’s taken to a hospital and revived before he kills a nurse and escapes. The priest informs Sgt. Engleman (Charles Borromel) that the only way to kill Mikos is to ‘destroy the cerebral mass’. Meanwhile, Ian Bennett (Ian Danby) and his wife Carol (Hanja Kochansky) leave their kids with their babysitter Emily (Annie Belle). Soon enough, Mikos makes his way to the Bennetts’ house and kills their family friend Peggy (Cindy Leadbetter). To make matters worse, their daughter Katya (Katya Berger) is bedridden due to a spinal injury. Will the authorities make it in time, or will Mikos make these children his next victims?

     

    Review

    While clearly an imitation of John Carpenter’s 1978 classic, Absurd is still a solid Italian-made slasher film. The real highlight of the film is George Eastman, who is a beast of a man with some wicked faces. Much like in Antropophagus, Eastman fully embraces the character and makes for a truly terrifying killer, especially with no lines. Even though he’s filling in the Donald Pleasence role, Edmund Purdom brings plenty of class to the production. There are some pretty gruesome kills here, including a drill to the temple and a bandsaw to the crown. Granted, these don’t quite compare to the fetus-eating scene from the previous film, but they’re certainly up there. Also, the filmmakers take full advantage of the nighttime shooting to create a real sense of dread in the proceedings. For as much flack as he gets, D’Amato can be a decent director.

    Admittedly, it’s hard to ignore the similarities between this and Halloween, such as mentioning the Boogeyman and even the music. That said, there are a few differences to help it stand out, so it’s not a complete rip-off. For instance, both the babysitter and the main authority figure are killed, and one of the kids dispatches the killer. Given how quickly this was rushed out, it’s impressive they were able to get a full movie this decent made. While it moves at a decent pace at 96 minutes, there are several dead spots of characters sitting around talking. It doesn’t help that there are some really annoying kid characters, most especially Willy, who acts like an obnoxious brat. Even if it’s not as slickly made as its American counterparts, this is still a decent watch for horror fans. Overall, Absurd is a good alternative to more conventional early 80s shockers.

     

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  • Bloody Moon (1981)

    Bloody Moon (1981)

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    Jesús “Jess” Franco was a prolific Spanish filmmaker known for making tons of exploitation films up until his 2013 death. While he had been working in the industry since the 50s, his career soared with 1961’s The Awful Dr. Orloff. He’s probably most well known for 1969’s The Castle of Fu Manchu, which was featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000. The film starred Christopher Lee, who starred in several of Franco’s movies including Count Dracula released the same year. Much like Joe D’Amato, his movies were a mixture of erotic and horror, and they were pretty shameless. With the rise of slasher films in the early 80s, production manager Erich Tomek hired Franco to direct his script. It was basically work-for-hire for Franco, who was upset that he was promised a lot that wasn’t delivered. Franco’s Bloody Moon, also known as The Saw of Death, was released in March 1981.

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    Synopsis

    After killing a young woman, the disfigured Miguel (Alexander Waechter) is institutionalized in a mental asylum for five years. He’s released to the care of his sister Manuela (Nadja Gerganoff), with who he has an incestuous relationship. Manuela runs a boarding school with their Aunt Maria (María Rubio), who believes that she is plotting to kill her. Meanwhile, Angela (Olivia Pascal) arrives to attend classes but is being stalked by Miguel and is scared for her life. Before too long, girls at the school are being killed off one by one by an unknown killer. As the bodies start piling up, Angela wants to leave the school before she’s the next victim. A foreign language teacher, Alvaro (Christoph Moosbrugger), tries consoling Angela, but it turns out there’s something sinister going on. Just who is killing the girls at the school, and what could their motivation be?

     

    Review

    Compared to most other slasher films released around the same time, Bloody Moon stands out in some ways. For one, there are some fantastically gruesome kill scenes, most infamously a decapitation-by-saw scene prominently featured on the poster. There’s also a sequence where a woman is stabbed through her breast, as well as a woman strangled with thongs. While the effects aren’t quite on par with Savini’s work on The Prowler or The Burning, they’re still effective. Also, for a work-for-hire project, Franco manages to inject some style here, using various lighting techniques and camera positioning. The plot mixes in themes of incest, betrayal, secret affairs, and blackmail that add an extra layer of sleaziness. It’s also interesting that they use Miguel as an obvious red herring given that he did kill someone early on. Still, you’d have to be dumb if you didn’t realize that he’s not the main killer.

    Given that this film is entirely dubbed, it’s somewhat difficult to judge the acting without hearing their real voices. Granted, the acting doesn’t really matter in this type of film, suffice it to say the actors do their job. On top of being gorgeous, Olivia Pascal is decent as final girl Angela, even if we don’t really know her. Even if the makeup appliance used for his disfigurement is laughably cheap-looking, Alexander Waechter is pretty creepy as Miguel. Aside from them, most everyone else is just cannon fodder to get picked off by the unseen killer

     

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  • Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV (2001)

    Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV (2001)

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    Following The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie, Toxie was made into the Toxic Crusaders 1991 animated series. Over the years, Troma president and filmmaker Lloyd Kaufman was not happy with how the sequels turned out. While Parts II and III had their moments, they weren’t able to catch the same energy as the original. After the making of Terror Firmer, Troma felt it was now time for New Jersey’s first superhero to return. Having proved himself, Trent Haaga not only was an actor in this but also a writer, producer, and casting director. With a $500,000 budget, this would prove to be the most ambitious yet most grueling-to-film entry in the series. This had the largest cast, the most special effects, and the most stunts of any film since Troma’s War. Though premiering in 2000, Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger Part IV wasn’t released until 2001.

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    Synopsis

    The Diaper Mafia, led by Tex Diaper (Trent Haaga), is shooting up the Tromaville School for the Very Special. Thankfully, our favorite hideously deformed creature of superhuman size and strength The Toxic Avenger (David Mattey) is here for us. Though Toxie and his overweight by loveable sidekick Lardass (Joe Fleishaker) stop them, an explosion causes a dimensional rift. Toxie is transported to the mirror dimension, Amortville, while his evil self The Noxious Offender (David Mattey) is in Tromaville. While Toxie is trying to find a way back home, Noxie is causing chaos and eventually becomes the mayor. At the same time, Toxie’s wife Sarah (Heidi Sjursen) is pregnant with two babies: Toxie’s child and Noxie’s child. Will Toxie be able to return home and stop his evil doppelganger, or will he be stuck in Amortville? Also, how is Sarah pregnant with two kids from two different fathers?

     

    Review

    While The Toxic Avenger is a beloved cult classic, Parts 2 and 3 aren’t quite as fondly remembered. Thankfully, Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger Part IV writes the wrongs of its predecessors and is the true sequel. You know you’re watching something special when comic book legend and master of cameos Stan Lee does the opening narration. In addition, there are tons of celebrity cameos to look for, including Eli Roth, James Gunn, and even Corey Feldman! Troma fans will also notice appearances from Bill Weeden, Lisa Gaye, Rick Collins, Debbie Rochon, Ron Jeremy, and Lemmy. Truth be told, there are so many cameos that it’s impossible to list them all in this one review. Needless to say, Tromaholics and genre fans alike will get a kick out of the many appearances here. Even a few actors from the original film make an appearance save for Marisa Tomei.

    If Terror Firmer was Lloyd Kaufman’s way of venting, then Citizen Toxie is him giving back to the fans. This film has all the blood, boobs, bodily functions, and bad taste in humor you’d expect in a Troma film. Some scenes tackle the Columbine shooting, abortion, AIDS, racism, and the mentally challenged, all injected with that distinct Troma flavor. David Mattey makes for a solid Toxie/Noxie, and the makeup effects used are some of Troma’s best. The late great Joe Fleishaker shines in his dual role of Lardass/Chester, showing more humanity than you’d expect. However, Lisa Terezakis, Barry Brisco, and especially Michael Budinger steal the show as Toxie’s friends, each offering some memorable lines. Admittedly, some moments feel like they’re stretching to reach two hours, but the pure insanity makes up for those moments. Overall, Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger Part IV earns its “true sequel” status.

     

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  • Trancers 6: Life After Deth (2002)

    Trancers 6: Life After Deth (2002)

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    Synopsis

    In Old Los Angeles 2022, Josephine Forrest (Zette Sullivan) has her body taken over by her time-traveling father Jack Deth. Turns out a member of the council saw footage of her being killed, which would erase Jack from existence. Now in his daughter’s body, Jack/Jo has to investigate what leads to her almost getting killed. Josephine’s boss Mr. Castle (Ben Bar) and his assistant Shauna Wilder (Jennifer Capo) have found a powerful meteorite. Using the meteorite, they’re taking junkies and runaways off the streets and turning them into Trancers to assassinate high-level targets. Jo decides to infiltrate the group taken by Shauna to take down their Trancer operation and save the future. With help from their superior Jennings (Jennifer Cantrell), Jo gears up to hunt down some new Trancers. It’s up to our favorite time-traveling future cop to stop the Trancers and save his daughter while in her body!

     

    Review

    Since the original 1984 film, the series has had its peaks and valleys but has remained relatively consistent. The first was a solid sci-fi/action film, and the second relied more on comedy but was still fun. The third film was easily the best since the first film, while 4 and 5 were massive letdowns. That being said, I think it’s safe to say that Trancers 6: Life After Deth is the worst one. While it’s admirable they were able to make it for only $60,000, maybe they shouldn’t have made this. This series has generally been mid to low budget, but they’ve usually had enough to fully realize their ideas. I usually champion films that try to make the most of their budgets, but this film needed more money. Even by Full Moon standards, this film is shockingly cheap, though it’s more depressing than charming.

    It doesn’t help either that the acting is about on par with a SciFi Channel original movie. Zette Sullivan is clearly trying to emulate Tim Thomerson’s performance, but no one can do Tim Thomerson like Tim Thomerson. We only see him in stock footage from the previous films, and it makes you wish he had come back. Jennifer Capo might as well have been eating drywall given all the scenery-chewing she’s doing here she’s so over-the-top. Jennifer Cantrell is supposed to fill in the McNulty role from the first two films, but it falls flat. Full Moon has always been known for having cheesy-looking effects, but the low-tier CGI used here is embarrassing. On top of all that, this film commits the biggest sin that a film can commit: it’s boring. Overall, Trancers 6: Life After Deth is a disappointing conclusion to such a promising series.

     

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  • The Funhouse (1981)

    The Funhouse (1981)

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    In 1974, Texas-born filmmaker Tobe Hooper shocked the world with the horror classic The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Made on a budget of roughly $140,000, the film grossed over $30 million and is considered a groundbreaking film. Hooper followed this up with 1977’s Eaten Alive, a similarly themed backwoods killer movie that’s since developed a cult following. In 1979, Hooper was hired by Warner Bros Television for the Salem’s Lot miniseries based on the Stephen King book. After Friday the 13th was a massive hit in 1980, numerous studious were trying to make their own slasher film. Universal received a script from writer Lawrence Block that fit the slasher formula, and they hired Hooper to direct. With a budget of roughly $3 million, this was the most expensive film Hooper had made at the time. On Friday, March 13th, 1981, The Funhouse was released to theaters.

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    Synopsis

    Young Amy Harper (Elizabeth Berridge) is going out with her boyfriend Buzz (Cooper Huckabee) to the local carnival. They’re on a double date with her best friend Liz Duncan (Largo Woodruff) and Liz’s irresponsible boyfriend Richie (Miles Chapin). While exploring the carnival, Richie comes up with the idea to spend the night at “The Funhouse”. That night, they accidentally witness the mute worker Gunther (Wayne Doba) murder the fortune teller/prostitute Madame Zena (Sylvia Miles). The Funhouse’s carnival barker Conrad Straker (Kevin Conway) discovers what happened, but he also sees that their money is gone. Turns out Richie stole the money while the group was trying to leave, so Conrad sends Gunther after them. The group is soon picked off one by one through various traps and props in the attraction. It’s a carnival of terror as our heroes try to survive The Funhouse!

     

    Review

    Though not quite on par with The Texas Chain Saw Massacre and PoltergeistThe Funhouse is an underrated gem. In anyone else’s hands, this would’ve been a cheap, fly-by exploitation flick, but with Hooper directing, it’s something more. Carnivals have always had a somewhat creepy vibe to them, especially late at night, and this film nails that. The use of colored lighting mixed with the shadows and darkness gives the funhouse set a very nightmarish quality. The score by composer John Beal further adds to the foreboding mood, sounding very off-kilter and bizarre. We first see Gunther wearing a worn-out Frankenstein mask, which is already creepy, but his face reveal is something else. The make-up effects were designed by Rick Baker, who later won an Oscar for An American Werewolf in London. Even though it’s just a mask, it has a very unique design and impressive features.

    Speaking of Gunther, Wayne Doba does a good job given that he has no lines and utilizes his body language. He gives what could’ve otherwise been a mindless monster a sympathetic quality like he has a child’s mind. This is complemented by Kevin Conway’s performance as the barker who’s also Gunther’s father, who clearly cares for his son. Conway gives a very sinister tone as a villain who believes that he’s doing good despite doing evil things. Elizabeth Berridge makes for a fairly likable lead, though the other leads come off a bit standoffish and rude. The late character actor William Finley has a small but memorable role as the eccentric magician Marco The Magnificent. Though more so relying on terror than horror, this is still a very creepy and chilling horror film worth watching. Overall, The Funhouse is one hell of a thrill ride you won’t soon forget.

     

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  • Nightmare Weekend (1984)

    Nightmare Weekend (1984)

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    With the rise of horror films in the early 1980s, a group of producers worked on a concept. They planned to make a series of R-rated films for roughly $500,00 each aimed at a specific audience. Their first film ended up being an American, British, and French co-production with inexperienced actors and a French crew. French filmmaker Henri Sala was hired to direct, though he mostly made softcore films and never made a horror film. Because of the different languages, two scripts were used, one in English and one in French, but there were problems. For one, the producers started to worry when they saw the dailies and it was mostly sex with little-to-no gore. They ordered reshoots to be done to add more gore in the hopes of trying to salvage the film. Though completed in 1984, Nightmare Weekend wasn’t released until 1986.

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    Synopsis

    Scientist Edward Brake (Wellington Meffert) has just developed a new computer system that can alter a person’s personality. He intends on using it to turn bad people good, but his assistant Julie (Debbie Laster) has other plans. Meanwhile, Edward’s daughter Jessica (Debra Hunter) confides to her puppet friend George about a guy she’s fallen for. Said guy is Ken (Dale Midkiff), who was in league with Julie before his friend was killed. Julie plans to use Edward’s computer, Apache, to turn people into mutated murderous psychopaths, so she gathers some would-be victims. She has three girls – Annie (Lori Lewis), Linda (Andrea Thompson), and Pamela (Kimberley Stahl) – brought to the house. While at the house, the girls end up hooking up with some guys, who they end up killing. Will Julie’s evil plan be stopped, will Jessica find love, and who will survive this nightmare weekend?

     

    Review

    Of all the films I’ve covered so far for Troma Tuesdays, Nightmare Weekend is truly one of the most baffling. From the title and box cover, you’d think this is going to be some fun, schlocky horror film. However, what you get is something bordering on softcore porn you’d see on Cinemax at 1:00 am on Saturday. Not only that but it’s filled with such laughably bad dialogue and obvious dubbing that it becomes unintentionally hilarious. Admittedly, the concept of using a machine to alter someone’s personality is certainly unique and could lead to something interesting. But then, you’ve got scenes of a young woman talking to a hand-puppet about the birds and the bees. It’d be one thing if the filmmakers were making something intentionally campy, but they wanted this to be taken seriously. Needless to say, they didn’t quite succeed.

    It’s hard to judge the acting here since everyone is dubbed, though at least two actors have their original voices. Going by body language and facial expressions, it seems like a lot of them have no idea what they’re doing. There are some notable actors here: Dale Midkiff (Pet Sematary), Robert John Burke (Robocop 3), and Andrea Thompson (NYPD Blue). Given that many of the cast did not have an enjoyable experience, I’m guessing they’d rather people forget this movie. One positive I can say is that the gore effects, random as they are, are pretty good all things considered. Also, whereas most bad movies are easily forgotten over time, this is one that you’ll at least remember. Some have called this The Room if it were a horror film, and I think that’s a pretty apt comparison. Overall, Nightmare Weekend needs to be seen to be believed.

     

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  • Spellcaster (1988)

    Spellcaster (1988)

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    Around the time of Troll and Dolls, screenwriter Ed Naha was working on a new script at Empire Pictures. However, he and many other talents at the studio had jumped ship to work on Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. As such, Empire handed the script over to writer and frequent Stuart Gordon collaborator Dennis Paoli to finish. For the director, they hired Canadian-born Rafal Zielinski, who had previously directed the 1987 comedy Valet Girls for Empire. The cast featured Bunty Bailey from the “Take On Me” music video, radio host Richard Blade, and musician Adam Ant. While parts were shot at Dino De Laurentiis’ old studio, much of it was filmed at Castello di Giove. After a roughly six-week shoot that went by smoothly, the film wrapped and was set for release in 1988. Unfortunately, due to Empire Pictures’ collapse, Spellcaster wouldn’t be officially released until May 1992.

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    Synopsis

    At the castle of one Signore Diablo (Adam Ant), a group of seven people is gathered for a contest. Sponsored by the record company of pop star Cassandra Castle (Buntly Bailey), the contestants are after a $1 million check. Among the contestants are orphaned siblings Jackie (Gail O’Grady) and Tom (Harold Pruett), who agree to split the money. Hosted by VJ Rex (Richard Blade), the contestants have one day to search the whole castle for the check. However, Signore Diablo has other plans for his guests as he uses magic to eliminate them one by one. Before too long, each of the contestants is killed by their own sins, such as gluttony, greed, and pride. While Jackie wants to leave the castle, Tom is determined to get that $1 million check and get rich quickly. Who will win the prize, and who will survive the Spellcaster?

     

    Review

    Though hardly a classic like Re-Animator and TrancersSpellcaster is still an enjoyable slice of 80s cheese, though somewhat forgettable. From the fashion to the music and even some of the cast, this film just screams the late 80s. There’s so much big mall hair, tacky clothing, and punk/new wave music, it’s like a time capsule of 1988. The cast each fits into various archetypes you’d see in plenty of films at the time for better or worse. You’ve got the fat guy who constantly eats, the goody-two-shoes girl, the valley girl, the womanizing creeper, and more. Richard Blade certainly steals the show as the overly exaggerated though somewhat cynical VJ dealing with the craziness around him. Though he doesn’t show himself until the last act, Adam Ant is still very charming and conniving as the villain. It’s a shame his screen-time is so limited.

    Unfortunately, the rest of the cast either comes off a little on the bland side or even annoying. Bunty Bailey can get slightly annoying, but it’s also kinda funny seeing her play such a drunken bitch. Speaking of, Kim Johnston Ulrich is clearly having fun as the bitchy valley girl Teri, someone you love to hate. Special mention should go to Traci Lind, credited as “Traci Linn”, who is drop-dead gorgeous as the stereotypical French girl. The creature effects have that distinct John Carl Buechler style, where you can tell they’re puppets, but charmingly so. Rafal Zielinski’s direction is decent, and taking advantage of a real Italian castle adds quite a lot of production value. At slightly under 90 minutes, the movie goes by fairly quickly, though you’ll probably forget about it shortly after. Overall, Spellcaster isn’t going to blow you away, but it’ll provide some cheesy entertainment.

     

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  • The Prowler (1981)

    The Prowler (1981)

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    Writers Glenn Leopold and Neal Barbera, son of famous animator Joseph Barbera, got their start writing for Hanna-Barbera cartoons. After working on shows like Scooby-DooYogi Bear, and Shmoo, they decided to write something far more mature. Around the same time, Joseph Zito was an up-and-coming director who had already made 1975’s Abduction and 1978’s Bloodrage. He read Leopold and Barbera’s script and was drawn to it, saying “It had this strange, dreamlike mood in it.” With a budget of $1 million, the largest budget Zito had at that point, they shot in Cape May, NJ. Though the cast consisted mostly of young, unknown actors, they landed two veterans: Farley Granger and Lawrence Tierney. Tom Savini, who had just done the effects for Friday the 13th, was hired to create some truly gruesome kills. After a six-week shoot, The Prowler was released in the fall of 1981.

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    Synopsis

    In 1945, Rosemary (Joy Glaccum) and her boyfriend Roy (Timothy Wahrer) are killed by her ex-lover after returning from WWII. Since then, the town of Avalon Bay has not held a graduation dance for 35 years due to the murders. In 1980, college senior Pam MacDonald (Vicky Dawson) is working on starting up a new graduation dance. While visiting her boyfriend, Deputy Mark London (Christopher Goutman), Pam hears a report about a mysterious prowler on the loose. To make matters worse, Sheriff George Fraser (Farley Granger) is going out of town for a fishing trip. Soon enough, the prowler starts killing Pam and Mark’s friends one by one using a pitchfork and a bayonet. As the bodies keep piling up, our heroes discover that the prowler was Rosemary’s killer but was never caught. Will this masked killer be stopped, who will be the prowler’s next victims?

     

    Review

    Admittedly, The Prowler comes off somewhat formulaic compared to other slashers from around that time, but that isn’t necessarily bad. Though this borrows elements from other slashers like My Bloody Valentine, it also stands out in many ways. For one, the idea of the killer being a WWII veteran suffering from PTSD is pretty frightening. The psychological effects of war coupled with extensive military training make for a very unhinged and efficient killer. Not to mention, the green army fatigues add a uniquely terrifying quality to the killer that helps him stand out. On top of that, Zito’s direction is top-notch, as he gives the film a very dreamlike, ethereal quality. Of course, no good slasher would be complete without death scenes, which this movie delivers thanks to Tom Savini. He considers this to be his best work, and I’m honestly inclined to agree with him.

    Unfortunately, what this movie has in solid direction and effects, it lacks when it comes to its characters. Granted, none of the actors are particularly bad, but none of them really stand out as being very memorable. This could be attributed to the script simply not giving the cast much to do aside from spewing exposition. While the presence of Hollywood veterans Granger and Tierney are nice, they don’t really do much aside from showing up. Even at roughly 90 minutes, there are still quite a few dead spots where the cast just wander aimlessly. Honestly, many of the cast just feel like cannon fodder, though this does lead to those memorably murderous moments. For all of my complaints, this is still a solid little slasher that deserves to be rediscovered and appreciated. Overall, The Prowler is a flawed but gruesome slasher that horror fans should see at least once.

     

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  • Clue (1985)

    Clue (1985)

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    In 1949, the British company Waddingtons manufactured the board game Cluedo, a play on “Clue” and “Ludo” meaning “I play”. Originally designed by musician Anthony E. Pratt, the game was a hit and Parker Brothers licensed it in the US. In the early 1980s, actor turned director Jonathan Lynn had made a name for himself with the series Yes Minister. In 1983, producer Jon Peters had a meeting with Lynn about a potential project: a film based on Clue. Though skeptical, Lynn was sold on Peters’ pitch, so he flew out to Los Angeles to meet with John Landis. Lynn worked with Landis on developing the script, but Landis couldn’t direct it because he signed onto Spies Like Us. Despite having no experience directing films, Lynn agreed to direct and set out to bring this comedy to life. Clue saw its theatrical release on December 13, 1985.

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    Synopsis

    In 1950’s New England, a group of people is invited to a secluded mansion for a supposed dinner party. They’re greeted by the butler Wadsworth (Tim Curry) and the maid Yvette (Colleen Camp) and each given a fake name. The group includes Colonel Mustard (Martin Mull), Mrs. White (Madeline Kahn), Mrs. Peacock (Eileen Brennan), and Professor Plum (Christopher Lloyd). There’s also Mr. Green (Michael McKean) and Miss Scarlet (Leslie Ann Warren), and each of them is being blackmailed. Turns out the one responsible is Mr. Boddy (Lee Ving), who ends up getting killed under mysterious circumstances. Other victims soon arise including The Cook (Kellye Nakahara), a motorist (Jeffrey Kramer), and a singing telegram girl (Jane Wiedlin). With each of the guests having their own motive for the murders, everyone suspects everyone of being the killer. Who is the real killer, and how is this mystery going to end?

     

    Review

    At the time of its release in December of 1985, Clue was both a critical and commercial disappointment. In the years following its release, the film has developed a huge cult following, and I can see why. For one, the ensemble cast is made up of some of the best comedic actors of the time. Tim Curry is one of the film’s major highlights, delivering his lines with tons of wit and energy. On top of being absolutely stunning, Leslie Ann Warren is also fun as the conniving yet somewhat dimwitted Miss Scarlett. Madeline Kahn (Blazing Saddles) also shines as the quietly mysterious Mrs. White, who especially shines in her flames monologue. Christopher Lloyd, Martin Mull, and Michael McKean are pretty enjoyable acting either as ravenous horndogs, utter buffoons, or nervous wrecks. Though she can get somewhat annoying with her constant screaming, Eileen Brennan also has some funny moments.

    The production design is remarkable, with the sound stages looking just like a real old mansion you could live in. The score by Mel Brooks regular John Morris gives it a chilling mood and adds to the murder mystery feel. At slightly over 90 minutes, the movie moves at a fairly decent pace, though there are a few slow spots. Also, while many of the jokes land thanks to the delivery, some of the humor doesn’t quite work. There’s also an over-reliance on slapstick humor, which will either be enjoyable or predictably dull depending on your taste. Of course, the film is best known for its multiple endings gimmicks, which ended up hurting it. Given that any one of them could be the true ending, the film doesn’t really have a definitive conclusion. Overall, though it comes off somewhat disjointed, Clue is still a fairly enjoyable watch if nothing else.

     

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  • Terror Firmer (1999)

    Terror Firmer (1999)

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    As anybody who’s worked in independent cinema for as long as Lloyd Kaufman has, he can tell you it’s rough. Tempers flare up, cast/crew members come and go, the money runs dry, and many other things can go wrong. The problems don’t stop there, as you’ll have to deal with corrupt executives, stuck-up critics, and stingy audiences. Even still, people like Lloyd Kaufman persevere because they see value in the work they do and keep going. In 1998, Kaufman and James Gunn wrote All I Need to Know about Filmmaking I Learned from the Toxic Avenger. Since Gunn had written Tromeo & Juliet, he was the perfect choice to compile all of Lloyd’s personal stories. Finding inspiration, Kaufman adapted the book into a film that, while fictional, showed what filming a Troma movie was like. The result was the wildly bombastic and absurdly over-the-top 1999 horror/comedy Terror Firmer.

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    Synopsis

    Larry Benjamin (Lloyd Kaufman) is a blind film director who is trying to make his greatest film yet. However, between caring for his daughter Audrey (Charlotte Kaufman) and dealing with a difficult crew, that’s easier said than done. An unknown person is killing off people closely associated with the film in gruesome ways to make matters worse. In the middle of all this, there’s production assistant Jennifer (Alyce LaTourelle), who’s caught up in a love triangle. On the one hand, there’s Casey (Will Keenan), the boom operator that’s ruggedly handsome but somewhat stuck up. On the other hand, there’s Jerry (Trent Haaga), a special effects guy who’s eccentric but also passionate about his work. At first, Jennifer goes for Casey, but then she sees through Jerry’s eccentricities and falls for him to Casey’s chagrin. Who is this mysterious killer, why are they doing this, and will they be stopped?

     

    Review

    While The Toxic Avenger is the film Troma’s best known for, Terror Firmer is quite possibly the ultimate Troma movie. Not only is this a wildly entertaining horror/comedy, but it also shows just how chaotic independent filming can be. Larry Benjamin’s speech about how horrible the world is and how a film set is worse perfectly exemplifies Lloyd’s experiences. From whiny crew members quitting and taking equipment to cast members having nervous breakdowns, it’s everything found in independent filmmaking. Even if you’re not as familiar with filmmaking, everyone can relate to having a difficult time working on tough projects. Mixed in with all this is an insanely over-the-top, ridiculously gross, and horribly politically incorrect slasher film. There are so many memorably gruesome and bloody death scenes involving broken bongs, killer escalators, exploding breasts, and many more. You’ll never hear “Amazing Grace” the same way again.

    Like many other Troma films, many performances are exaggerated and ridiculous, though not to any obnoxious levels. Will Keenan makes for a loveably hateful prick that’s so stuck up and pretentious, yet charismatic and even threatening. Trent Haaga radiates with so much life and energy, you start to feel as passionate about Troma as he is. Alyce LaTourelle works as the straight man, trying to act normal while all this insanity is happening around her. There are also some great appearances from Troma regulars like Debbie Rochon, Joe Fleishaker, and Lemmy from Motorhead. Some other notable cast members include Yaniv Sharon as an overly eager PA and Gary Hrbek as “The Toddster”. Admittedly, it can feel more like random events rather than a cohesive narrative, but that adds to its chaotic nature. Overall, Terror Firmer is both an insanely crazy romp and a love letter to truly independent cinema.

     

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